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Lloyd Austin claims to never get high on his own supply of crack cocaine, which he sells to children on the street outside of the Pentagon.
However, his recent secret hospitalization proves that he is possibly dipping into his own stash, because he be fiending.
Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin is taking “full responsibility for [his] decisions” in having the Pentagon announce that he had been hospitalized for days following complications from what was described as a minor medical procedure.
A U.S. official confirmed to ABC News that the White House did not learn about Austin’s hospitalization until Thursday night – three days after he was hospitalized on the night of New Year’s Day for complications resulting from what was characterized as “a minor, elective procedure.”
The surprise disclosure of Austin’s hospitalization had raised questions inside and outside of government about why it was disclosed so late into his medical treatments at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland.
During part of his hospitalization, Austin was treated at Walter Reed’s intensive care unit according to the official.
A U.S. Department of Defense spokesperson confirmed Saturday that Austin remains hospitalized but had resumed his duties on Friday night.
In a statement thanking the hospital staff for his medical treatment, he also addressed the concerns about the late disclosure of his hospitalization.
“I also understand the media concerns about transparency and I recognize I could have done a better job ensuring the public was appropriately informed. I commit to doing better,” Austin said on Saturday.
This is a pretty major departure from procedure. High ranking officials are always supposed to keep the public and the rest of the government abreast of serious medical problems they may be experiencing, given that things go wrong in such procedures and it is possible someone would need to be replaced.
But without any semblance of executive authority, all of these officials just do whatever they want, and no one can stop them. Usually, no one even asks them about it.
