No, please, I'm not... I don't...
Read More »Bereaved Boomer Testifies to Senate About New Terror Organization Named I.N.C.E.L.
I.N.C.E.L. must be stopped!
Read More »Elizabeth Warren Beating Biden in Polls for the First Time
But what a nasty woman tho?
Read More »Indianapolis Mass Shooting: Six Hit, No One Cares Because Obviously the Shooter is Black
A dog bit a man. Nothing to see here.
Read More »Storm Area 51 Event a Total Flop, No Aliens Freed from Captivity
Could anyone have expected this outcome?
Read More »Women Going Topless in Public is Now Legalized in Six States
Stop staring at women's nipples you sexist bigot!
Read More »Will Ukrainian Bidens Whoop the Patriotic Donalds at This Week’s Big Penisball Event?
I hate this. Please just make it stop.
Read More »Candace Owens Represents White Supremacists at Congressional Hearing!
Wow another hearing about evil whites.
Read More »Wingsuit? DO IT FAGGOT
I wonder if I could make money doing this on livestreams?
Read More »Church Under Investigation for Holding Down and Punching Gay Man While Trying to “Pray His Sexuality Away”
The Inquisition is coming.
Read More »Mike Pompeo Under Increasing Pressure to Prove He Isn’t a Child-Raping Cannibal
We demand answers.
Read More »Some of the 2,200 Infant Corpses Found at Abortionist’s Home are Decades Old
You'd best start believing in strange cases.
Read More »The Daily Stormer is Demanding the Immediate Release of Tyler Flach!
Someday a colony in the stars will be named Saint Tyler of the Bloody Knife of Justice!
Read More »NBC Wants the Goyim to Confess Their “Climate Sins”
Peak retard is nigh.
Read More »Charlottesville: Black City Council Candidate Drops Out of Race Because a Guy Said Mean Things to Him Online
It's pure evil.
Read More »Trump Tells California If They Don’t Clean Up the Needles He’s Gonna Do Something
Well. At least he's saying it.
Read More »Queen Greta, Savior of Earth, Tells Congress to Unite Behind the Science, Hangs Out with Indians
WAKE UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! THE CLIMATE IS CHANGING!
Read More »BITERS: Crack-Addicted Zombie Homos Conquer Streets of San Fran!
Finally! Some good news!
Read More »Navy Says UFO Videos are Real! Let’s Contact the Aliens!
Not saying hi would be rude.
Read More »53 Americans Die in Mass Shootings While 40,000 Die from Obesity
We need common sense calorie control NOW!
Read More »This Lewandowski Impeachment Hearing was Absolutely Wild
Well hey, this is fun.
Read More »New York Students Join General Greta’s Child Soldier Army Against Global Warming
Not a bad plan, actually.
Read More »Stallman Resigns After Defending Epstein and Provoking Wrath of Female Mongrel Student Blogger
Female Mongrel Mutants are going to burn everything to the ground, and that's fine.
Read More »Vape Brothers Arrested for Running Massive Vape Operation
The Age of the Vape is Over. The Age of Incel Rage has Begun.
Read More »No Fun Allowed: Saturday Night Live Fired Guy for Politically Incorrect Jokes
This was predictable. Can't even hate on gooks now.
Read More »Abortion Doctor had 2,246 Infant Corpses Stored on His Property
Do abortion doctors get satanic power from ritual infant sacrifice?
Read More »No Whites Allowed: Campus Sci-Tech Conference to Only Feature Scholars of Color
Step away, whitey.
Read More »Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Warns Miami Will Sink Unless She Saves It!
WE HAVE TO SAVE MIAMI
Read More »Old Man Biden Can’t Remember the Word “Escalator”
Why is he running for president? Let him molest children in Margaritaville, the weird old creepy bastard.
Read More »Jewish Purdue Pharma, OxyContin Lords, File for Bankruptcy
Give me one reason Jews shouldn't be exterminated.
Read More »Renowned Jewish MIT Scientist Richard Stallman Defends Epstein, Triggers Anti-Semitism in Female Mongrel Student
It's time for women to take over tech and science.
Read More »So According to This Jew…
Living in Judaism is hilarious, if nothing else.
Read More »Man Burns McDonald’s Employee with Hot Coffee Because It was Too Watery
It happens to the best of us - but only the blacks pay the price.
Read More »Andrew Yang Says SNL Shouldn’t Fire Guy for Saying Hilarious Shit About Chinks
Who gives a shit?
Read More »CNN Hires Elle Reeve – Big Ups, You Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Cunt
She's a real hero.
Read More »Better That No One Calls You a Racist. Much Better to Simply DIE.
It's better if your family is raped in front of you.
Read More »Zoe Quinn’s Exciting New DC Comics Project Announced!
If anything, she's gotten a career boost!
Read More »CNN Responds to Beto’s Vow to Do Door-to-Door Gun Grabs: “Yo, Brah…”
This is the 2024 platform preview, goyim.
Read More »Trump Fake Murders Osama Bin Laden’s Son for Stupid Publicity Stunt
This is gay.
Read More »Woman Who Killed Infant, Buried It in Yard Will Face No Jail Time
Of course women are allowed to kill infants, bigot.
Read More »Queen Greta Thunberg, Protector of the Weather, Lays Siege to the White House!
She is saving the world with her Asperger superpower.
Read More »Yang Offers Unprecedented Opportunity to Secure the MF Bag at Debates!
I almost forgot about that mf bag!
Read More »Democrat Debate was Total Gay Crap – All Want to Kill Whitey
This is stupid and insane and if Orange Man doesn't win we're all getting rounded up and going to camps.
Read More »Steven Crowder Breaks with Trump Over Vape Ban, Blames Alt-Right
Crowder is right, for once.
Read More »In the Next 10 Years, The 20-Something Population Will be Minority White
Prepare yourself accordingly.
Read More »Trial by Combat: Andrew Yang Will Fight Ted Cruz in the Basketball Arena
We should have leaders chosen by some form of trial by combat, whether it is basketball, or fighting to the death with pieces of broken glass.
Read More »So Andrew McCabe Might Get Indicted? I Guess?
The pizza tunnels are about to begin to unravel...
Read More »New Poll Shows Warren Tied with Biden! Salute Your New Commie Mommy!
One thing that would make me happy is if Elizabeth Warren starts using the Mary Tyler Moore Show theme song as her official theme song.
Read More »Trump Considering Total Ban on Vape Because Everyone is Dying
What we've learned is that hipster shit is all cancer, no matter what it is.
Read More »Supreme Court Says “Asylum Seeking” Parasites Can be Barred! (For Now…)
Maybe Orange Man isn't so bad after all?
Read More »“Hero” El Paso Shooting Survivor Arrested at the White House for Outstanding Warrant
Who knows what the hell this is.
Read More »Tucker Dances on the Grave of the Evil Kikesucker John Bolton
Peace to my soul.
Read More »Remembering 9/11 and Remembering to Never Forget
The important thing to remember is to never forget.
Read More »Watch: Angry Homophobic Person of Color Threatens Fellow White Privileged Person of Nose
ANTI-SEMITISM CAUGHT ON CAMERA!
Read More »Tim Pool Calls Out PewDiePie’s Epic Gamer Cuckout to the ADL!
The cuck out continues!
Read More »Depraved Tim Cook Unveils New iPhone with Additional Black Hole on the Back That Can Spread “Ultra Wide”
Not even technology is safe from homosexuals' attacks.
Read More »OH THANK YOU JESUS: John Bolton is FIRED! FINALLY!
SHOCK HAPPENING! GOOD?? OR A FAKEOUT???
Read More »As of September 2019, No New Wall has Been Built!
The gaming community has had enough of these dirty tricks.
Read More »6 in 10 Americans Expect a Recession
What's for certain is that we're all doomed, lol.
Read More »Volunteer Fire Department That Closed Because a Member Considered Joining Proud Boys to Reopen!
Backtracking is not something that happens often these days.
Read More »Beto O’Rourke Says He’ll Mass Round-Up People’s Guns
DOOR TO DOOR
Read More »Los Angeles: It’s Leprosy Time, Baby
It's fitting that these homeless plebs would become literal lepers.
Read More »BOOM! Libs BTFO as Sodomite Fox News Anchor Gets Gay Married
LIBS = OWNED
Read More »John Legend’s Gook Wife Should Shut Her Whore Mouth! We Already Released All the Blacks, Woman!
They're already loose! Give it up!
Read More »Very Sad! Sebastian Gorka Reduced to Selling Back Pain Ointment to Boomers!
With Trump, you lose!
Read More »Weirdo Cyborg Magician Plans to Insert 27th Magnet in Body
I didn't ask for this.
Read More »Might as Well Eliminate the Second Amendment – First is Already Long Gone
Without free speech you do not have any other freedoms at all. Game over, lads.
Read More »Sister of NBA Star Held for Murder-Robbery
This is just the thing: it doesn't matter how much status you give to the blacks, they remain the blacks.
Read More »No One Wants to Travel to the United States
Welcome to America. What's left of it.
Read More »Jim Watkins Says 8chan Coming Back Soon!
Please, come back friends.
Read More »ThinkProgress Website Shuts Down Because No Money
It's hard out there.
Read More »David Hogg Says Post-Genocidal White Supremacy Responsible for School Shootings
David Hogg is the nemesis of gamers and incels.
Read More »Five Dead from the VAPE DEATH! Will EVERYONE Die???
Is it going to kill us all???
Read More »Pennsylvania: Volunteer Firefighters Shut Down for Refusing to Fire Guy Who Thought About Joining Proud Boys
Everyone must be forever reminded.
Read More »Moslem Mole Attempts to Sabotage American Airlines Flight with 150 Onboard!
We shouldn't be allowing Moslems to run maintenance on planes.
Read More »Heather Heyer’s Fat Bitch of a Mother is Suing James Fields for $12 Million Over Minor Car Accident
Apparently 419 years in prison wasn't enough for this fat slob.
Read More »Gah! My Childhood Weatherman was Arrested for Child Pornography! Let This be a Lesson!
Let this be a warning to all of you: stay away from pornography.
Read More »Population Control: Bernie Sanders Endorses Using Abortion to Stop the Breeding of Third Worlders!
Good on you, Bernie.
Read More »California: Mandatory Transgender Anal Propaganda in Elementary School Curriculum
If we don't force kids to hear about the benefits of transsexualism, how are they going to castrate themselves?
Read More »Hurricane Dorian a Total Bust! No Deaths, Riots, Looting or Communist Revolution!
We missed our chance for communist revolution.
Read More »ZOG Shills Snap as @realDonaldTrump Puts Jewish War Money Into Anti-Mexican Steel Slats
We have no choice but to use all the trillions on everything other than the Southern Border, says they.
Read More »San Francisco Declares the NRA a Terrorist Organization!
Liberals are the real terrorists.
Read More »Biden’s Eye Fills Up with Blood During Town Hall!
Yes. Joe Biden is very old.
Read More »Letting Horses Ride Along on Passenger Jets Isn’t the Worst Idea I’ve Ever Heard
We already allow all sorts of zoo-people on.
Read More »Rapper Changes His Mind and Decides to Support Lady Cop Kamala
White people will believe she is black, blacks will not.
Read More »LGBT Activists Say Drag Queen Story Hour is About “Grooming” Kids and That Protesters Hold “White Supremacist Beliefs”
Evil is now open about its nature.
Read More »Imperial Star Destroyer UFO is Photographed Near Oregon USAF Base
Extraterrestrial intelligent life forms love to tease earthlings with their tech.
Read More »@realDonaldTrump is Finally Building a Wall for Real Now, People
IT WAS ALL REAL THE WHOLE TIME!
Read More »BOMBSHELL: Faggot Who Shilled for “Conversion Therapy” Admits He Still Fucks Men Up the Ass!
The only solution is ROOFTOP THERAPY! GET EM OUT!
Read More »DIE, FLORIDA, DIE! COMMUNISM NOW!
We only get one shot at true Aryan communism. I mean socialism.
Read More »PSYCHIC CONTROL GRID: DARPA Will Ensure the Stupid Goyim Never Think a Wrong Thought
We are all now trapped inside of a satanic psychodrama.
Read More »END TIMES: Earthquake Monster Lurks Beneath Los Angeles!
The end is near, infidels.
Read More »Houston: Blacks Threaten Popeyes with a Gun After They Ran Out of Chicken Sandwiches
Popeyes sandwiches are the new crack cocaine for these people.
Read More »PSYCHIC CONTROL GRID: Pentagon to Fight Fake News, Disinformation
WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIC CONTROL GRID, GOYIM!
Read More »Texas Shooter had Been Fired from His Trucking Job Hours Before Shooting
Life is really, really hard for white men in America.
Read More »California: Boat Burns Up! 30 Dead!
I hate to say it but they definitely deserve it.
Read More »Evil White Mass Shooter, Invisible Black Mass Shooter
Who is the real threat to your safety?
Read More »Trump Assistant Reveals Orange Man Thinks His Daughter Tiffany is Too Fat to be Pictured with Him
Why is Tiffany Trump so ugly though?
Read More »Boston: Anti-Heterosexual Rioters Say They’re “Battling Hate” by Attacking Straight Pride Parade
This was bound to end in a riot.
Read More »Your Soy Face is What’s F-ed Up, Beto
Shut up, you faggot.
Read More »Texas Man Goes on GTA-Style Rampage After Getting Pulled Over by Cops, Kills 5, Shoots 24
It's really shocking this doesn't happen more often.
Read More »Florida: Allegedly Female Antifa Throws Firebomb at Immigration Facility
Attacking a federal facility would be a big deal if Antifa were not protected by feds.
Read More »Swoopening: FBI Strips MAGA Lad of His Guns for Saying That He Would Defend Himself Against Antifa!
He also was admitted to a mental hospital!
Read More »Only 10 Democrats Left for the Next Debate! Terrible Line-Up!
It's looking like Trump wins by default.
Read More »Degenerate Floridian Cesspit May Escape God’s Wrath! SICKENING!
Are there enough blacks in the Carolinas for the revolution?
Read More »California: 100 Youths Involved in After School Melee
What we really need is more money for those programs.
Read More »Kate Steinle Murderer’s Conviction Overturned – Now Legal for Illegal Mexicans to Kill Whites in California
Finally, true sanctuary.
Read More »Press 1 If You’re Happy Everyone in Florida is Going to Die
Goodbye, lads! Bye! Goodbye!
Read More »Jew Inspector General Says James Comey is a Leaker But Nothing Will Happen to Him
The good goy Comey is above the law.
Read More »Nevada: Swoopening Continues! Innocent White Child Arrested in Nevada for Having Ammo!
He actually dindu nuffin!
Read More »Everyone in Florida is Going to Die
The good news is, a lot of Jews, Cubans and boomers in beach houses are going to die in this Florida apocalypse.
Read More »“Fastest Woman on Four Wheels” Crashes, Dies
Women should be used to produce children - not speed records.
Read More »Alabama: “Governor Granny” Apologizes for Doing Blackface in College, Won’t Resign
If it wasn't a big deal, she wouldn't have apologized. Resign!
Read More »Swooping Continues! Two Men Arrested at Nightclub for Yelling “White Privilege, White Power!”
The round-ups of Whites continue!
Read More »RT Comes Out Strong Against YouTube Censorship
Better late than never, I guess.
Read More »Bernie Sanders Engages in “Islamic Style” Gang-Rape of Uppity VICE Journalist
Wow this is shocking.
Read More »Mourning the Slow Pace of Transsexual Liberation, Kristen Gillibrand Kills Herself by Drinking Antifreeze
Woe unto ye.
Read More »Fredo Says He is Hurt by Trump Spokesthot! Emotional Feelings May Never Mend!
Although who actually knows what is socially appropriate anymore?
Read More »Bill Cosby Effect: Black Judge Pleads Guilty to Brutally Murdering Wife!
WOW
Read More »BREAKING: Hostage Situation Unfolding! Two Down And… Nevermind, It’s Just the Blacks
No one cares about black shooters.
Read More »Watch: TV Host Says Her Black Co-Anchor Looks Like a Gorilla, Then Makes Tearful Apology
Blacks are very hurt by the G-word.
Read More »109 US Counties Have Become Majority Nonwhite Since 2000, Only 2 Went from Minority to Majority White
But what if everyone just identifies as white though?
Read More »FBI Tipline Flooded by Concerned Citizens Snitching on Neighbors and Co-Workers
This isn't good.
Read More »James Allsup Banned from YouTube as Ultimate Purge Continues!
Is Google allowed to quarter troops in my home as well, Jews? Because they're a private company?
Read More »Biden’s Support Collapses Earlier Than Expected – Below Warren and Sanders in New Poll
Maybe it's a hoax poll - who knows. I doubt it.
Read More »Tomi Lahren’s Freedom Pants Will Set Us Free!
Get that money, you dumb crooked bitch.
Read More »Michigan City Council Candidate Who Wanted to Keep Town White Quits After Jewish Bullying Campaign
The Jews win again! Global Jewish Crisis!
Read More »Johnson & Johnson Loses Opioid Lawsuit in Oklahoma
Toxic Judaism and Jewish supremacy have led to a Global Jewish Crisis, and drastic measures are needed to fix this.
Read More »Trump is Building MILLIONS of Miles of Border Wall on the Border
Everything we wanted, it's all coming true.
Read More »Feds Search for Big Site to House 500 Migrant Children in Central Florida, Want to Hire Lots of Nannies
Americans are paying for their replacements.
Read More »King of Israel Suggested Nuking Hurricanes to Stop Them from Landing on US Soil!
It sounds like a good idea to me.
Read More »Florida: Mass Shooting Instructor Tells Students About His Own Moronic Mass Shooting Plan
Everyone is getting in on the game.
Read More »Mosquitoes Spread Dengue Fever in Miami, Expert Exposes Them as Flying Jews
The similarities between mosquitoes and Jews are astonishing.
Read More »New York: Black Man Wanted for Racial Assaults on White People
He's just protecting his homeland from invaders
Read More »Space Dyke Commits First Crime in Space, Bank Fraud Against Dyke “Wife”
This is the future of civilization.
Read More »In Likely Police Entrapment Hoax, ISIS Women Plead Guilty to Bomb Plot
This is probably a hoax.
Read More »Michigan: City Council Candidate Wants Her Community to Stay as White as Possible
What exactly is the argument against someone wanting their community to stay the way it is?
Read More »Former Olympic Skier Lindsey Vonn Announces Engagement to a Skating Monkey
Women when given freedom will have sex with monkeys.
Read More »Cleveland: Black Cop Urinates on 12-Year-Old Girl Waiting at Bus Stop! Films It!
As long as there is racism in society, the golden justice juice will flow freely.
Read More »Terrorist Turkroach Hasan Piker Banned from Twitch for Saying America Deserved 911
I don't know if we should contact ICE or which organization, but we need to have Hasan investigated and deported.
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