Scotsman Sean Connery, a man famous for telling the truth about the need to hit women, is dead at age 90. Connery, who was from Scotland, famously said that slapping a woman is not bad, and “depends entirely on the circumstances and what would merit it.”
In the 1980s, Connery was asked by the vile Jew woman, society-destroyer Barbara Walters, “what would merit it?”
“Well,” the alpha male answered, “If you have tried everything else, and women are pretty good at this, they can’t leave it alone, eh? They want to have the last word. You give them the last word and they’re not happy with the last word. They want to say it again and get into a really provocative situation. Then, I think it’s absolutely right.”
Connery was also awarded an honorary rank of Shodan in Kyokushin karate.
Along with his success as a male rights activist and a karate dan, Connery saw some success as an actor.
In 1974, Connery made his first good and in fact greatest movie, Zardoz. Many important people, such as Andrew Anglin, believe this science fiction film to be the single most important film ever made.
“Watching the film as a young boy was the first time that I understood that earthly paradise would lead ultimately to human misery,” Anglin has stated.
Connery later saw success with the 1979 film Cuba, which was a fictionalized account of the attempt by the Cuban government to defend itself from a revolution by communist Fidel Castro.
Watching the film as a boy, Anglin realized that “white people can do crazy crap in third world countries, and have adventures, and it’s funny.”
Connery would again see science fiction success in 1981, with the science fiction western film Outland and Terry Gilliam’s Time Bandits. In both of the films, Connery again played an Alpha Male hero, which is what he actually was in real life.
However, it was in 1986 that Connery starred in the film “Highlander,” which was especially awesome, and took Connery back to his roots on the Scottish highlands.
In 1996, Connery dropped a serious bomb when he did the voice of the dragon in the film Dragonheart.
The film is about a man who makes friends with a dragon, and they travel from village to village engaging in a con job, where the man is paid to slay the dragon and the dragon pretends to die. It is widely considered to be basically the best premise of any film ever.
“This was when computer animation was first getting started and popular, coming out after Jurassic Park,” said Anglin. “But it was before it got really stupid and annoying.”
Anglin added: “Watching Dragonheart was the first time I realized that a dragon could be friends with a human.”
“When my father took me to see Dragonheart at the theater when I was 12, I realized he was an okay guy,” Anglin further added.
But it was 1996’s The Rock that would truly solidify Connery not only as good at beating women, but also good at movies.
The Rock was about Nicolas Cage being an FBI agent and Alcatraz prison being taken over by rogue military agents. Sean Connery is a former inmate of Alcatraz, which the movie calls “The Rock,” and helps Cage break into the prison. The film is widely considered to be the most exciting movie ever made in all of history.
“The chemistry between Cage and Connery creates one of the most dynamic friendships in all of film history,” says Anglin.
At one point in the film, Cage says that he will do “his best.” To this, Connery replies: “Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.”
Anglin has said that this is “the single greatest line in any film ever in all of history,” and added that, “I based my life on that line.”
Anglin also said that he likes things about Alcatraz, because his relatives, the Anglin Brothers, are the only men to ever escape from Alcatraz and not have their bodies turn up on shore.
In 2015, a photo was released showing the brothers in Brazil, proving that they indeed did escape the prison and live.
The History Channel made an exciting documentary about Anglin’s relatives getting away clean.
After breaking out of the prison and surviving, the Anglin bank robbers went to live in Brazil, where it is believed that they “smashed mad pussy” and lived a “caviar lifestyle.”
Connery was offered the role of Gandalf in Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy, but declined. He had been offered $30 million plus 15% of the film’s box office, which would have netted him a total of $450 million. He said he didn’t understand the script. It’s a shame they didn’t just give him a different script, because not only would he have made half a billion dollars, the classic film would not have been tainted by homosexuality.
Connery was also offered the role of the Architect in the sequel to the Matrix, but also declined for the reason that he didn’t understand the script.
Unfortunately, in 2003, Connery finally took a role in a film that he didn’t understand the script for when he starred in “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen,” a film based on the crappy, pretentious comic book of the same name by the moronic and overrated left-wing satanist Alan Moore. The film was an absolute disaster, and somehow managed to be dumber than the comic book.
It was shocking that this movie sucked so badly, because it was directed by the guy who directed Death Machine, which actually was awesome.
After the failure of League, Connery retired from film.
Having the spirit of a proto-gamer (a gamer in spirit who lived before the dawn of video games), one of Connery’s last acting jobs was doing the voice for a video game called “From Russia with Love,” a first person shooter where Connery played a British spy.
Speaking about the game, Connery spoke kindly of the gaming industry, proving that he was pro-gamer, saying, “As an artist, I see this as another way to explore the creative process. Video games are an extremely popular form of entertainment today, and I am looking forward to seeing how it all fits together.”
He later said that he had a good experience working on the game.
The game probably wasn’t very good, but it is good that Connery had this tie to the gaming industry. That means that in the future, gamer historians will be able to record him as a proto-gamer and an ally of the gaming community.
Sean Connery also liked to play golf and helped Donald Trump get approval for his golf course in Scotland. Donald Trump’s mother is Scottish, and probably from the same clan or whatever as Sean Connery.
In 1989, at the age of 59, Sean Connery was voted by women as the sexiest man alive. This proved, once and for all, that women get sexually aroused by being beat up by older men. Women have spent the last 31 years trying to explain this away, as their behavior continues to demonstrate that actually, they all just want to be beat up by sixty-year-old men.
A woman beater, a karate dan, a successful actor and a friend and ally to both gamers and Donald Trump, Sean Connery was truly one of the greatest people who ever lived. He was the ultimate gentleman, and his passing will be sadly mourned.
“I’ll be pouring out a glass of Chivas Regal on the ground tonight,” said Anglin, who is not going to a Halloween party because he hates sluts too much now (and also and possibly primarily because there aren’t any parties tonight due to a globalist-Jew virus hoax). “But I’ll also be raising glasses and pouring several down my throat – in memory of Sean.”