Someone: Say You’re a Woman and Beat This Woman’s Planking Record

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
May 28, 2019

A woman just broke a woman’s athletic record.

CTV:

Montreal fitness enthusiast Dana Glowacka set the world record for the longest plank held by a woman earlier in May – passing the previous record by 50 minutes.

Glowacka held the position for four hours and 20 minutes at the First International Plank Training Conference in Naperville, IL on May 18.

Glowacka says her son inspired her to take on this challenge, and she is in the process of getting her record acknowledged by Guinness World Records.

We simply cannot allow this to stand.

One of you needs to train for a couple weeks and call up Guinness World Records and say you identify as a woman.

Seriously, do it.

If you don’t know about planks: The male record is over 10 hours. So if you are in reasonable shape, it will only take you a couple of weeks to get to 5 hours.

I could probably personally beat this record right now.

We must continue to use the tranny phenomenon to prove that women are weak and pathetic.

You don’t have to do anything other than say “I identify as a woman,” and if they question you start saying “ARE YOU ASSUMING MY GENDER SHITLORD???”

But seriously – they won’t question you. People are scared to death of questioning trannies or people who falsely claim to be trannies to humiliate women.

We simply cannot allow women to keep any of these athletic records. It shall not stand.