Sweatshirt Super-Mutant Fetterman: “The Eagles are So Much Better Than the Eagles”

John Fetterman had an apparently vax-related stroke a few months back, and the Democrats refused to pull him from the Pennsylvania Senate race. In his most recent “brain damage moment,” Fetterman, who looks like a super-mutant from the hit video game franchise Fallout, claimed that “the Eagles are so much better than the Eagles.”

Fetterman, who looks like Troma Films’ Toxic Avenger, may have been talking about the sports team the Eagles being much better than the Eagles band.

I would agree that any sports team is better than the Eagles band, but in fact, all bands are better than the Eagles band.

I hate the Eagles.

Fetterman may be completely braindead, but the Republicans are running an Islamic jihadist with Turk citizenship in the Quaker state. Dr. Mehmet Oz also is an extremist supporter of child genital mutilation.

Fetterman is probably going to win, simply because no Republican is going to bother going out to vote for the Jihadist child tranny guy.