Teddy the Tickler and Karate Kevin Give Nancy the Nuke a Strokejob After China Attack

Ted Cruz and Kevin McCarthy, a duo often referred to as Teddy the Tickler and Karate Kevin, are coming in to give Nancy Pelosi, commonly known as Nancy the Nuke, a strokejob following her vicious and unprovoked attack on China.

“Nancy the Nuke is receiving a very sweet strokejob from Teddy the Ticker and Karate Kevin,” said Andrew Anglin, the editor of Hoax Watch and the person writing this article.

Republicans tend to reflexively take the opposite position to Democrats on anything, often for no reason at all, when the stakes are nothing and the issue does not even matter. Even if they vote together, these TV Republicans will publicly denounce the Democrats whenever they are brought up.

This attempt to start a war with China is the first time the dynamic duo has agreed with Nancy the Nuke since they came together to start a war with Russia.

While Nancy was working with the Russia Jew Chuck Schumer (AKA Chucklin’ Chucky), putting together billions in spending for the Ukraine, Moscow Mitch was saying that bringing down Moscow was the most important thing in the world.

Speaking of Moscow Mitch (sometimes known as “Mitchy the Mook”)  – he might have to change his name to Manchuria Mitch – he’s going all in with Nancy the Nuke and her stroke boys.

Notice that Ted Cruz’s name isn’t on that list, even while he publicly endorsed Nancy.

All these people are in on it: everyone in the US government, whether “D” or “R,” has an interest in you blaming anyone other than the US government for your problems. Moreover, these people literally work for Jews or are themselves Jews.

As Ronald Reagan said: there is no worse statement in the English language than “I’m working for the Jews and you can trust me.”