The Science Demands Animals, Trees and Rivers be Given Legal Rights

Now ask this fat bitch what she thinks about abortion

When you attack God and remove Christianity from the social order, any ridiculous and stupid thing becomes possible.

The Guardian:

Granting legal rights and protections to non-human entities such as animals, trees and rivers is essential if countries are to tackle climate breakdown and biodiversity loss, experts have said.

The authors of a report titled Law in the Emerging Bio Age say legal frameworks have a key part to play in governing human interactions with the environment and biotechnology.

Ecuador and Bolivia have already enshrined rights for the natural world, while there is a campaign to make ecocide a prosecutable offence at the international criminal court. The report for the Law Society, the professional body for solicitors in England and Wales, explores how the relationship between humans and mother earth might be recalibrated in the future.

Dr Wendy Schultz, a futurist and report co-author, said: “There is a growing understanding that something very different has to be done if our children are going to have a planet to live on that is in any way pleasant, much less survivable, so this is an expanding trend. Is it happening as fast as any of us would want? Possibly not, which is why it’s important to get the word out.”

Her co-author, Dr Trish O’Flynn, an interdisciplinary researcher who was previously the national lead for civil contingencies at the Local Government Association, said legal frameworks should be “fit for a more than human future” and developments such as genetic modification or engineering. This means covering everything from labradors to lab-grown brain tissue, rivers to robots.

In case you were wondering who “The Science” really is – it’s these two fat bitches

“We sometimes see ourselves as outside nature, that nature is something that we can manipulate,” said O’Flynn. “But actually we are of nature, we are in nature, we are just another species. We happen to be at the top of the evolutionary tree in some ways, if you look at it in that linear kind of way, but actually the global ecosystem is much more powerful than we are. And I think that’s beginning to come through in the way that we think about it.

“An example of a right might be evolutionary development, where a species and individual … is allowed to reach its full cognitive, emotional, social potential.”

Well, if animals have rights – don’t cows have a right to fart?

Frankly, millennials – who, you should know, are total scum – were primed for this.

Do you remember Captain Planet, millennial?

That’s just the tip of the iceberg – or should I say the iceSTEIN?

Dirty rats.

It was all nonstop environmentalist gibberish being forced on children in the 1990s, even while no adults believed in these stupid hoaxes. Now they have a standing army of enviro-hoax believers.

But I must say: “Colors of the Wind” is a great song. I will always defend it.

However, that is definitely propaganda to make boys think they’re going to get top shelf Asian pussy if they believe in these various dumb hoaxes.

Pro-tip: that pussy was never delivered, and Indian women don’t even look like that.

They look like this:

(She’s 22.)

Speaking of hot bitches from cartoons running scams on young boys: the Frozen song was also global warming propaganda.

Jews want to turn the earth into a solid sheet of ice. So they don’t want you to be bothered by the cold.

Also, Scandinavian women look like this: