The Seven Republicans That Will be in the Debates

Your average American voter

The race has begun. Seven people have met the 1% polling threshold to be in the debates.

Seven people.

One of them is against wars. One of them is a woman. Two of them are from India. Most are fat and retarded. At least one is gay and at least one other one is a nigger.

  • Donald Trump
  • Ron DeSantis
  • Vivek Ramaswamy
  • Mike Pence
  • Nikki Haley
  • Tim Scott
  • Chris Christie

I’m so bored.

Donald Trump is going to win, but whether he does or doesn’t, no Republican is going to win, because the elections in America are a hoax.

Mail-in ballots, bro.

It’s what’s for dinner.