The Slutpocalypse is Already Happening

Hoes mad.

Hoes mad never changes.

The slutpocalypse occurred pretty much as we expected. Too many hoes, not enough hot chips or phone charges to go around. The details are trivial and pointless. The reason, as always, is pure sluttery.

That’s just a taste. There are thousands of these videos from all across the country, and many of them are getting violent.

Ethan Ralph went to the big DC protest yesterday. Here’s the replay of the stream on cozy.tv.

They’ll be out in full force tonight, and who knows how long it’s going to last. There is no demand that can be met, other than I guess expanding the Supreme Court.

Joe Biden is telling people not to riot. Good luck with that, buddy.

It looks like this could turn into George Floyd Riots 2. That’s difficult, because blacks don’t really care about this. Blacks do have more abortions than whites, but black men don’t care if women have abortions or not because they don’t really stick around either way. If anything, black men are probably vaguely opposed to abortion, though not in any serious way, just “she be out der fukin, she been gon deal wif what is.” Obviously, black men were the main driver of the George Floyd riots, whereas this is primarily about white women. They’ll be backed by Antifa of course, who also backed the BLM riots.

It’s possible that black men will come out if they think they can loot. But even then, I doubt they want to be associated with women – “dem bitches wants to keel dey keeds, dats on dem.”

We shall see.

As I’ve said: I support repealing Roe regardless, simply because it is the right thing to do. However, that doesn’t mean that this is not a gift to a struggling Democrat Party. The way this works is: there was never a federal law legalizing abortion. What the Democrats could do is promise that they will pass such a law if they are reelected in the midterms. I don’t think that would be enough to help them win in a fair election, but given that all of these fraud techniques from 2020 have now been normalized (early voting and ballot drops), it might be enough that they can reasonably get away with a lot more fraud.

That said, the more riots there are, and the longer they go on, the less of a help this is to the Democrats.

It’s probably just about time to bring back MLG memes.

We might just have to bring back Blue Lives Matter flags too.

No, I wouldn’t go that far. But a super-cut of cops beating up abortion people with that Baked Alaska song about how we love cops is probably in order.

This one goes out to all the hoes struggling with the fact that they can no longer kill their own children in red states:

If DMX was still alive, I would pay him to go perform on the pro-life side of these abortion protests, and just scream at the mad hoes.

Actually, he’d probably do it for free. I’d call him up, the conversation would go something like this:

Anglin: Yo, X – hoes mad!

DMX: They be. Ain’t a hoe ain’t mad.

Anglin: No X, seriously – they’re really, really mad.

DMX: Dawg, fer rill?

Anglin: Yeah, check that clip I sent you.

DMX: Oh shit, dawg! I ain’t seen hoes dat mad in a minute! Yo, Ima botta swoop through. We be botta deliver it to them hoes.