Transgender Tampons Hit the Market

Hamish Patton
Daily Stormer
July 9, 2015

[EDIT — So it turns out this story was a hoax, and like a dufus, Hamish Patton bought it. But as a commenter below points out, what with the proliferation of these satire sites, and the fact that reality and satire are so hard to tell apart these days, what does it matter. Interesting though the author, or satirist, chose a Jewish surname for the company’s CEO.]

 

A small Californian company has stopped whining about the insanity of transgender culture being shoved down our throats and instead taken positive moves to cash in with the world’s first tampon for transgender women. Or men.

Sappho-Luxe produces ‘earth friendly’ feminine hygiene products, which prevent the earth from developing PMS in landfills. Now they have come out with ‘Fem-Flo Petite,’ launching their unholy product in time to market on the back of Caitlin (don’t call me Bruce) Jenner’s efforts to grab attention by swapping his trouser-junk for a camel toe.

Cheryl Goldsmith, who is as kike as an onion bagel, remarked of the company’s promotional timing, “It certainly was an interesting coincidence, but not intentional. The additional exposure does not hurt, and regardless of the timing, we feel as if our product will be well received among the trans community.

“We are hoping to bring each trans-woman closer to the full female experience and diminish body dysmorphia triggers altogether.”

And now, dear reader, if you barf easy it’s probably a good idea to stop reading from this point on. Because the original article on unitedmedia.com goes on to describe how this disgusting product is marketed in three nauseating designs from the “trans-woman who is still working to achieve maximum dilaton, yet still wants to produce menses.”

Blaarrrggghhhh!

It details how the Fem-Flo Intermediate provides “dilation and an average amount of menstruation.”

Glargghhhhhhhh!

Finally, the Fem-Flo Lush is “for the trans-woman who wishes to enjoy ‘heavy’ menstruation.”

The hideous Jew bitch cackled on, “Our product is designed to give post-op trans-gender women the full-spectrum experience of menstruation. You don’t have to be deprived of the beautiful and womanly occurrence of menstruation merely because you were born without uterus.”

Ha ha ha ha ha. Readers, a famous scene from Monty Python’s Life of Brian seems a timely insertion here.

“The Fem-Flo’s cotton core contains a small, vegetable-based capsule, which upon reaching body temperature releases the ‘menses’ contained within. It also aids in keeping the post-op canal conditioned and dilated after surgery and beyond.”

So you see — nothing short of the complete Nazification of White nations will be enough to scrub the toxic degeneracy of the Jew from our peoples.