True Conservatism is Coming for Your Butthole, Lad

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
November 24, 2019

This is "conservatism" according to @robsmithonline and @charliekirk11 pic.twitter.com/VUMHUKOcTD

— Zoomer Clips ?? (@ZoomerClips) November 23, 2019

Liberal SJWs say that the “future is female.” True conservatives don’t believe that, because we believe that both sexes are perfectly and exactly equal. So the future is actually bisexual.

But what conservatives must understand about the future is that it is anal.

President Donald Trump endorsed Talking Points USA head Charlie Kirk.

Charlie Kirk endorsed Rob Smith.

And this gigantic tranny Lady MAGA.

And Rob Smith and Lady MAGA are coming for your butthole, my truly conservative friend.

This is the true conservative pathway to fighting socialism and high taxes on female-owned businesses.

So my advice to you is to start conserving some lube.

Because you’re going to need it.