Ultimate Decider Anthony Fauci Announces That US Will Remain in WHO, Distribute Vaccine Across the Planet

Although the lucid, cogent, eloquent and clear-headed messianic figure Joe Biden has assumed the presidential office following a totally legitimate, legal, lawful, honest, constitutional, above board election, he won’t actually be making the decisions about how the country is run.

These decisions and the directives that follow will be made by Science. Science communicates with humanity through a series of predictive charts and graphs.

Anthony Fauci, who is a noble, reputable, virtuous, honorable, aristocratic, and honest man with an established history of accurate, factual, correct, faultless predictions and truthful, straightforward, plain sailing statements, has proven most capable of interpreting the charts and graphs that Science uses to communicate with humanity.

Therefore, many or most of the policies of the Joe Biden government will be determined by Anthony Fauci.

Reuters:

The United States under President Joe Biden intends to join the COVAX vaccine facility that aims to deliver coronavirus vaccines to poor countries, his chief medical adviser, Anthony Fauci, told the World Health Organization (WHO) on Thursday.

Fauci, speaking to the WHO executive board, confirmed that the United States would remain a member of the U.N. agency and said it would work multilaterally on issues from the COVID-19 pandemic to HIV/AIDS.

“This is a good day for WHO and a good day for global health,” WHO director-general Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said.

“WHO is a family of nations and we are all glad that the U.S. is staying in the family,” Tedros said.

Austria, speaking for the European Union, Britain, Canada, Kenya and South Korea also welcomed the U.S. turnabout and pledged to work together to strengthen multilateral cooperation.

Fauci, speaking from Washington a day after Biden was inaugurated, said: “President Biden will issue a directive later today which will include the intent of the United States to join COVAX and support the ACT-Accelerator to advance multilateral efforts for COVID-19 vaccine, therapeutic, and diagnostic distribution, equitable access, and research and development.”

The false claims by discredited and disreputable conspiracy theorists that Joe Biden is anything less than sharp as a razor knife have been debunked by experts, who have confirmed that Joe Biden is not only the single most popular person on earth, having won a legitimate and legal election in a lawful manner, but also the single most clear thinking person on earth. Fact-checking websites have confirmed that Biden is capable of becoming a competitive chess player, the managing director of a competitive Wall Street firm, performing brain surgery, conducting a grand symphony orchestra, coaching the New England Patriots or becoming the permanent reigning champion of the game show Jeopardy.

However, the baseless, unfounded, slanderous, libelous, seditious conspiracy theories regarding Joe Biden’s mental fitness are not simply unfounded, uncorroborated, groundless, unconfirmed, unattested, unfortified, sedated, tranquilized, neutralized, and lacking in validity; studies have found they are also not germane.

While Biden is commander-in-chief, his role exclusively entails sitting at a desk in a room alone, wearing a mask and signing pieces of paper pre-prepared by agents of Science.

Whilst Anthony Fauci was preparing the directive regarding the coronavirus vaccine, after pouring over the predictive graphs that Science uses to communicate with humanity as regards the most direct, unhindered, unobstructed and unimpeded pathway to flatten the curve and save lives in the midst of a deadly pandemic, weather experts were preparing directives regarding how best to change the weather for the neurologically sound and legitimately elected Biden to sign. Science provides these weather experts with predictive graphs regarding which international tax schemes will create the most favorable weather outcomes, they create the directives, and Biden signs them.

Thus, while debunked conspiracies about the structural integrity of Joe Biden’s neural pathways are baseless and discovered by researchers to be linked to both the discredited QAnon movement and Russian Facebook accounts, if Biden were actually in a nigh vegetative state, it would not impact the common sense measures of the administration, which an independent investigation proved contain no measurable traces of malarkey.