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Ursula von der Leyen is known to suck a mean sausage. One Middle Eastern refugee boy claimed that she “could suck a goofball through a garden hose.” It’s believed that the boy meant to say “golfball,” however, that is unknown at this time.
Along with being an infamous and disreputable slut known to blow johnson, Von der Leyen is also very nasty, and will completely blow you out of the water if you cross her.
She rules with an iron fist – and the official dry-cleaning service ruined her velvet glove!
European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen is being accused of election interference after threatening to use “tools” if the wrong election result is achieved in Italy’s national elections, set to take place this Sunday, Sept. 25. She added that those same tools are already being used against Hungary and Poland.
“We will see the result of the vote in Italy,” said von der Leyen. “If things go in a difficult direction — and I’ve spoken about Hungary and Poland — we have the tools.” Von der Leyen made the comment after a journalist at Princeton University in the United States said that there were candidates in the Italian elections “close to Putin” and asked her how the EU would react if they were elected.
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Just last week, the commission proposed cutting €7.5 billion in funding to Hungary, with the country’s conservative government having long been a thorn in the side of the EU over its opposition to mass migration and support for traditional values.
Meloni’s positions, in many ways, are no different than Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán’s.
“There is no possible mediation. Yes to the natural family. No to the LGBT lobbies. No to the violence of Islam, yes to safer borders, no to mass immigration, yes to work for our people, and no to major international finance,” said Meloni at a campaign event.
Meloni’s political beliefs means the EU may respond with extreme sanctions against Italy if her party comes to power. However, unlike Hungary, where the population is overwhelmingly in favor of staying in the EU, Italy is already becoming increasingly skeptical of Brussels, according to polling. If the EU were to cut funding to Italy, this may raise tensions in an already divided Europe and potentially spark a backlash among the Italian public.
Italian politicians are already responding to von der Leyen’s threat.
“What is this, a threat? This is shameful arrogance,” tweeted Matteo Salvini, the leader of Italy’s far-right League party. He asked von der Leyen to “respect the free, democratic and sovereign vote of the Italian people.”
He also said on Italian TV that “if anyone in Brussels thinks of cutting the funds that belong to Italy, because the League wins the elections, then we have to rethink this Europe,” adding that “this is institutional bullying.”
Cos’è, una minaccia?
Vergognosa arroganza.
Rispetti il voto, libero, democratico e sovrano del popolo italiano! Amici di tutti, servi di nessuno. pic.twitter.com/aSUShmqFvY— Matteo Salvini (@matteosalvinimi) September 23, 2022
Elections are on Sunday, Sept. 25, and polls show a conservative-populist coalition is likely to come to power, with Brothers of Italy party leader, Giorgia Meloni, set to become Italy’s first female prime minister.
These people have become unglued. They are not tolerating voting anymore. If you thought that was the purpose of democracy, you were wrong. The purpose of democracy is gay sex for children and dumb sluts sucking many, many cocks.
Ursula von der Leyen did not respond to Daily Stormer’s inquiry about how many cocks she’s sucked this week. We were shocked to find that Von der Leyen’s voice mail plays the song “Friend Like Me” from Disney’s 1992 film “Aladdin.”
The Daily Stormer believes that bitch must be psycho to put that song on her official cellphone that we called.
However, shortly after our inquiry, a spokesperson from the official EU office released a statement claiming that “allegations of Ms. Von der Leyen sucking hundreds of cocks per week are moderately exaggerated by the Russians and those Chinese people.” The spokesperson then screamed “democracy forever” before throwing smoke bombs into the audience and running off stage.
We actually forgot to ask about the anti-Italian threats.
