US States Ban Sale of Russian Vodka to Show Support for Ukrainian Rimjobs

I’ve seen a lot of faggot bullshit in my day.

But today, I am thunderstruck.

The Hill:

Several U.S. states have moved to remove Russian vodka from bars and store shelves as Moscow continues its full-scale military assault on Ukraine.

Ohio GovMike DeWine (R) directed his state’s department of commerce “to cease both the purchase & sale of all vodka made by Russian Standard, the only overseas, Russian-owned distillery with vodka sold in Ohio.”

He added that some 6,400 bottles of vodka labelled Green Mark or Russian Standard were currently for sale in Ohio’s 487 liquor agencies.

New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu (R) signed an even broader order on Saturday “removing Russian-made and Russian-branded spirits from our liquor and wine outlets until further notice.”

“New Hampshire stands with the people of Ukraine in their fight for freedom,” Sununu wrote.

The same day, Utah Gov. Spencer Cox (R) also issued an executive order restricting Russian-made products.

“Russia’s ruthless attack on a sovereign nation is an egregious violation of human rights. Utah stands in solidarity with Ukraine and will not support Russian enterprises, no matter how small the exchange,” the governor said in a statement.

Also on Saturday, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) asked retailers in his state to remove Russian products from stores shelves saying “Texas stands with Ukraine.”

It looks like a Republican victory in the mid-terms is going to be really great for the war lobby, no?

I’ve been the most banned person in the world for five years. I’ve had the whole system come down on me. And I still haven’t been charged for a crime.

Wouldn’t it be funny if the first crime I was charged with was violating Mike DeWine’s ban on Russian vodka by shipping in cases of Russian Standard vodka and setting up shops run by Russian models giving out samples?

I will tell you this: it’s half the price and twice the quality of Absolut.

Why do these Republicans stand with the Ukraine?

Are they gay?