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Are you a mosquito magnet?
A new study found that the soap you use could help attract those pesky insects.
What soaps to avoid and which ones to use to keep mosquitos away.#KOMONews pic.twitter.com/pmieYlrOL4
— Holly Menino (@hollymenino) May 11, 2023
You know the Daily Stormer is an anti-soap website.
We didn’t base this position on nothing.
We based it on pure science.
Lathering up with soap might seem a reasonable mosquito-evasion strategy on the basis that if they can’t smell you, they can’t bite you.
However, a study suggests that rather than helping you go incognito, soapy fragrances could make you a more attractive target, with mosquitoes favouring the scent of volunteers who washed with three out of four popular soap brands tested.
The scientists behind the research said mosquitoes may be attracted to soap because, when they are not feeding on blood, they supplement their sugar intake with plant nectars.
“The fact we are taking those flowery, fruity smells and putting them on our bodies means that now the same object smells like a flower and a person at the same time,” said Clément Vinauger, who led the work at Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University. “It would be like waking up and smelling something that was like both coffee and muffins. Very appealing.”
However, the study also noted that the effects of soaps differed somewhat between people, possibly due to interactions between the soaps and each person’s unique odour profile.
Soap has zero benefits, unless you’re a gay faggot who wants to smell like a woman.
We’ve been over this.
Related:
- Self-Help Sunday: Time to Drop the Soap, Foam Cuck
- Self-Help Sunday: Don’t be a Foam Cuck, End Soap Use Now
The looming threat of mosquitos and their Jewlike behavior is just one more reason to END SOAP.
