Watch: Man Driving on Wrong Lane Calls Cops to Report Other People for Driving in “Wrong” Direction

Not all heroes wear capes.

New York Post:

An alleged drunk driver unwittingly handed himself over to Nebraska police when he reported someone else traveling in the wrong direction.

As it turns out, he was the culprit.

Hilarious video shared by the Lancaster County Sheriff’s Office Thursday captured the bizarre incident that unfolded in March.

The man told dispatchers that someone driving a truck “on the wrong side of” Highway 77 in Lancaster County nearly “ran him off the road.”

Though rattled by the close call, the drunk driver gave officers clear coordinates of where the collision nearly happened — and the perfect opportunity to hunt him down.

When a deputy pulled the man over just moments later, the driver immediately realized what he had done.

The driver was caught with a blood alcohol content over twice the legal limit, prompting police to arrest him and put him in the back of the patrol car.

My entire personal belief system is summed up in this single act of defiance.

I have no respect for society, at all.

And I believe that society should be forced to conform to me – not the other way around.

Elvis Dunderhoff contributed to this article.