What About Maimonides, My Niggaz?

Members of the Sub-Saharan slave diaspora are busy googling the names of old white guys they had never even heard of before, doing word searches on their books for “negro,” “black,” “race,” “slavery,” etc., looking for an excuse to tear their statues down.

Moslems who consider Muhammad the Slave Trader to be the Perfect Man are tearing down the statues of white people because they traded slaves.

And, of course, the Jews have had their hit list already prepared.

“Go and discover America. I foresee it will be a great nation – unless the Jews get to it too.”

Jews want to get Ferdinand and Isabella because they expelled the Jews from Spain in 1492, the same year Columbus discovered America. That’s Columbus they’re talking to in the statue, with his back turned to the camera. I visited this statue in Cordoba, Spain, a few years ago. Another Cordoba statue is notably absent from the Jew hit lists, however: that of Moses Ben Maimonides.

Maimonides: the Ultimate Jew

Maimonides is considered the greatest Jewish sage of all time. He read through all the nonsense of the Talmud and extracted its behavioral rules into the Mishneh Torah, including the one that said if a Jew could save a drowning Christian, he should just let him drown instead.

But where did Maimonides stand on the Black Lives Matter question? According to Maimonides, Black Lives Didn’t Matter Very Much.

In his supposed masterwork, A Guide for the Perplexed, the great man said this:

Those who are incapable of attaining to supreme religious values include the black colored people and those who resemble them in their climates. Their nature is like the mute animals. Their level among existing things is below that of a man and above that of a monkey. 

Here’s another translation of the same passage. [Note: Cushites = negroes]:

…Such are the extreme Turks that wander about in the north, the Cushites who live in the south, and those in our country who are like these. I consider these as irrational beings, and not as human beings; they are below mankind, but above monkeys, since they have the form and shape of man, and a mental faculty above that of the monkey.

Maimonides also advised Jews not to use fruit [etrog fruit, used in Jewish rituals] if it looked like a negro.

In places where the etrogim grow naturally with a slight black tinge, it is kosher. However, if [the etrogim] are very black — i.e., like a negro — they are unacceptable everywhere.

Do you think this one looks like a negro?

Where are the mobs tearing down his statue? OK, there aren’t enough blacks in Cordoba to form a decent-sized mob. But what about Washington, DC, where a plaque to Maimonides stands in the US Capitol building? There should be plenty of tooled-up bruthas there.

“Don’t use fruit if it looks like a nigger lol”

We need to set the niggaz on Maimonides. If the Jews are going to target our statues, we need to target theirs back. Call or write your representative, demanding Maimonides’ plaque be removed from the Capitol building. Pretend to be a negro, if that helps. Say you suffer from Post Traumatic Slave Syndrome and you can’t get healing while Maimonides’ plaque is still there. If you’ve got any fake nigga accounts anywhere, now’s the time to stir up the Brutha against the Jew.