White House Evacuated Over Cocaine in the Carpet

Why does the White House have carpet in the first place?

Carpet is really disgusting.

Haven’t people gotten the memo on that yet?

You can’t clean carpet.

RT:

The White House and the surrounding area were evacuated on Sunday as the Secret Service investigated an unknown substance found on the grounds that turned out to be cocaine, the authorities have confirmed.

The grounds were cleared “as a precaution” after the Secret Service’s Uniformed Division Officers spotted an “unknown item on the White House complex” at 18th Street and Pennsylvania Avenue, a Secret Service spokesman told reporters on Sunday.

The Washington, DC Fire Department’s hazardous materials team was dispatched to evaluate the find, while the Secret Service closed down multiple streets in the area around the White House.

DC has the highest percentage of homosexuals and the highest percentage of cocaine users.

However, you would think there would be airport-style security at the White House, and no one would bring in cocaine unless they were relatively high-ranking. Even if you don’t think you’re going to get caught, bringing drugs through security would make someone nervous.

Furthermore: the only way it would be on the floor is if someone took it out to snort it and then spilled it somehow. Otherwise, you know – it’s in a baggy.

What’s more: it seems like it would have to be a lot to be seen. Usually people do “bumps” off of something about the size of the end of a car key.

You drop that much powder, and it’s just going to sort of float away like dust.

Someone must have dumped a load, as if they’d pulled it out for a party.

Or, I guess, it could have been a baggy. The White House didn’t say. If it was in a baggy, it could have fallen out of someone’s pocket when they pulled out their phone or whatever, and they didn’t notice it. A baggy with white powder would be visible.

It’s sort of an interesting story.

NOTE: I realize that much of the White House contains hardwood flooring with tasteful rugs. A lot of it, however – including the Oval Office – literally has carpet, like it was designed by M/I Homes.