White Women Switch Out Leopard Dildos for F-16 Dildos

Dutch Defense Minister Kajsa Ollongren (“Defense Minister” is a euphemism for “Minister of War.” Virtually ever European country now has a woman running their war efforts.)

In a harrowing turn of events, white women the world over have switched out their Leopard-shaped dildos for dildos shaped like F-16 fighter pilots.

Anti-Semitic racist incel conspiracy theorists on the internet have stated that an F-16 dildo will be too wide, and will result in “stretching those roast beef curtains beyond their limit.”

However, experts have weighed in to remind people that no matter what a woman shoves into her vagina, it can never become stretched.

White women having stretched-out vaginas that look like roast beef sandwiches is an age-old racist theory, coming from the debunked school of scientific racism.

TASS:

NATO plans to deploy F-16 fighter jets in the future to strengthen Ukraine’s air defense system, although the issue of supplying the aircraft to Ukraine is thus far not on the alliance’s agenda, Dutch Defense Minister Kajsa Ollongren said on Thursday.

The most urgent need is to focus on air defense. That’s extremely important. That is in the short term, in the middle term, and also in the long term, which is why we have now started the program for training Ukrainian pilots on the F-16 platform,” she said upon arriving at a meeting of the contact group on arms supplies to Ukraine, which is the first session within the framework of a NATO defense ministers’ meeting in Brussels. The official also noted that the training would involve both pilots and technical support personnel.

Kajsa gives the boys a pep talk about the next big phase in the war effort

She stressed that, during the next stage, a new decision by the US would be needed to supply the jets to Ukraine, “but that is not on the table right now.”

In turn, NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg emphasized that Denmark was in charge of coordinating the training of Ukrainian pilots and the issue of delivering the F-16s had not yet been resolved, but “this is an important step that apparently will enable us to then deliver fighter jets at some stage.”

It’s totally psycho that we are watching hundreds of millions of dollars of NATO equipment getting wrecked every day now, watching thousands of Ukrainians die, and these people are still saying “if we just send different weapons, the Ukraine can win a war against a country that is 15 times bigger than itself.”

No man ever thought it was possible to win this war. That is why you have women defense ministers.

The men are all running the arms companies and investment firms.