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Congratulations to Dr. Edjah Nduom, The son of Ghanaian businessman Dr. Papa Kwesi Nduom.
President Joe Biden announced a relaunch of the "cancer moonshot" project he oversaw during the Obama administration — and was introduced by Emory's own Dr. Edjah Nduom. #Blogger pic.twitter.com/8FBYOyT9Bd
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The totally fairly elected and real president of America just announced that he’s going to cure cancer. He’s hired the most brilliant mind on earth to run the program – Dr. Edjah Nduom, the son of Ghanaian businessman Dr. Papa Kwesi Nduom.
Joe Brandon has followed through with every single promise he’s made so far.
So I’m quitting the vape and taking up cigarettes again. I’ve also decided to stop wearing a mask while handling asbestos.
President Biden on Wednesday announced the relaunch of his “cancer moonshot” program, an initiative that he insisted could “end cancer as we know it.”
Biden is not the first president to mobilize the federal government around the goal of defeating cancer. Richard Nixon declared “war on cancer” in 1971, and helped persuade Congress to pass the National Cancer Act, which poured billions of dollars into the search for a cure. Although major strides have been made over the past 50 years, cancer remains the No. 2 cause of death in the U.S., killing more than 600,000 Americans in 2020.
Cancer is a deeply personal issue for Biden. His son Beau died of brain cancer in 2015 at age 46. A year later, Biden launched his first all-out campaign against cancer, while serving as vice president. After leaving office, he and his wife, Jill, started a nonprofit, the Biden Cancer Initiative, to carry on that work. During the 2020 presidential campaign, he boldly proclaimed, “If I’m elected, we’re going to cure cancer.”
Biden also promised during the campaign that he was going to “extend the length of the average male penis by two inches – minimum” and that he would enable humans to transform into cars, “like in the popular Transformers series.”
Pete Buttigieg recently noted that if humans could transform into cars at will, it would cure traffic jams, because if there was a traffic jam, everyone could just transform back into a human and then walk for a while, and then transform back into cars.
He also noted that it would help with racist police shootings, because if a cop tried to shoot an innocent unarmed BIPOC, the BIPOC could “quickly transform into a car capable of deflecting bullets.”
He also noted that it would help gay couples breastfeed, as if the gay man and his child could both transform into cars, then the father could just “leak oil into his son’s engine.”
It’s great to see Brandon back on the right track.
America is back.
