Woman Boat Driver Runs Over Daughter, Slices Her to Death with Propeller

Pictured: Woman slicing up her daughter with a propeller

Woman boat drivers!

The best idea since woman car drivers!

In the end, everyone dies!

New York Post:

A mother accidentally killed her daughter Friday, when she ran over the 6-year-old with a boat in an Arizona lake.

The young girl was swimming at about 11 a.m. at a cove on the northern part of Lake Pleasant called Paul’s Hideaway, a popular spot roughly 40 miles north of Pheonix, when the tragedy occurred, according to the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office.

Though there were 12 people — six adults and six children — aboard the wakeboard boat, none seemed to realize that “the child had somehow entered the water,” police said.

The girl’s mother put the boat into drive in order to pull her husband on a wakeboard when she smashed into her daughter, who was swimming in front of the boat.

The girl was “struck by the boat ran over and eventually got a prop cut to her leg,” Sgt. Joaquin Enriquez said at a press conference.

Police said the father was in the water when he noticed “something in the water.”

“He and the mother quickly realized their daughter was in the water and had suffered a leg amputation from the boat’s propeller,” the department said in a statement.

That’s gonna be a closed casket!

Imagine that this girl’s father is going to have to live for the rest of his life knowing that his daughter is dead because he watched the Barbie movie and thought it made sense to allow women to drive vehicles!

What a sad sap!