Daily Stormer The Most Censored Publication in History
Shalom Shekelberg
Israeli Jew News Time
April 2, 2015
Prominent Jew-hating Neo-Nazi Andrew Anglin, publisher of the Daily Stormer, recently came out to publicly announce his cruel hatred of women and his desire to see them subjugated and abused. He even suggested that he may subject them to the same treatment that Hitler subjected the Jews to, and kill millions of them in a chamber with an electric floor.
While trolling his own readership with a post about how he is going to start some sort of gay association where Nazi men with small penises will get around and discuss their hatred for women, which is a result of their inferiority and fear of the great accomplishments of women, such as the invention of the dish-washing machine, a crowd of feminists and male feminists began reverse-trolling the article.
When it became clear that this would be the first article on the site wherein the comments would reach the quadruple digits, Anglin announced that the person who made the 1000th comment would receive a lampshade which Josef Mengele personally stitched from the skin of a Jewish man who had a giant tattoo of Anne Frank on his back.
Holocaust historians are surprised by the Jew-skin lampshade, as it is odd that before Anne Frank was famous, a man would have a giant lampshade-sized tattoo of her on his back. However, Jakob Silverweiner of the University of Tel Aviv was able to confirm it’s authenticity from the picture on Anglin’s site.
“I’ve no doubt this is an authentic Jew-skin lampshade. The Nazis made exactly six million of them, so it isn’t surprising Anglin was able to get his hands on one,” Dr. Silverweiner said. “I’m not sure why a Jewish man in a concentration camp would get that giant tattoo of Anne Frank on his back, but I would assume he had met her, and possibly fallen in love with her or perhaps simply been inspired by her bravery and courage, then managed to smuggle enough ink and needles from the Nazi guards to give himself a gigantic tattoo of her face on his back.”
Many of the oppressed female Nazis on Anglin’s site thought that they would finally be able to get some recognition from their male counterparts by winning the coveted lampshade, or “frankshade” as Anglin dubbed it. Then, to the horror of his male and female readers alike, he stole the victory for himself, having laid in wait to make the 1000th post.
He then referred to his readers as a “bunch of faggots, kikes and sluts,” and announced that he would be hosting an awards ceremony at which he would be the only guest.
Anglin did not immediately respond to inquiries, but then after ten minutes he called me back.
He initially asked me if I would be interested in attending the awards ceremony to report on what he said would be “a monumental historic event,” and then after I agreed to fly out he said “just kidding you little faggot. One man, one lampshade, one celebration – there can be no other!” He then began chanting “gas the kikes – race war now” until I eventually hung up the phone.
