Woozuh Demands $100,000 or He Will Expose Kelly Tshibaka’s Dirty (“Low Down”) Secret

Celebrated livestreamer Woozah has discovered some very unpleasant information about GOP Senate candidate Kelly Tshibaka. To wit, she is married to a nigger and thinks it’s funny.

Tshibaka is in a tight race with Lisa Murkowski, because there is a law in Alaska that only dirty old skanks are allowed to be in the government. Murkowski herself is an extremely dirty dog, known for riding low down.

However, if there is one thing the conservatives in Alaska don’t like, it is women who have sex with black people. If Murkowski got ahold of this information, she could win in a landslide.

Most people in Alaska have never seen a nigger and many doubt their existence. Somehow, Kelly Tshibaka was able to find one and have sex with it and create a brood of abominations of the sort that would make David Cronenberg blush.

Frankly, I am so tired of Murkowski that I would prefer to give this nigger-lover a try.

However, thus far, Tshibaka has refused to give Woozah his money, and therefore this information is going to be turned over to the Murkowski campaign at midnight.

White women and black people are bad enough separate, but no one in the Alaska GOP is going to vote for a white woman who has sex with black men. It’s just not going to happen. Ben Shapiro can push this sort of thing all he wants, he can push right-wing trannies and surrogacy for right-wing faggots, but the people are not crossing these Jew lines.

If the GOP starts electing literal nigger-loving whores, we might as well just give up (although yes, I would vote for her over Murkowski, personally).

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