Chinese Tourists in Alaska Actually Spy Balloons in Disguise, Great Satan Claims

“A new era of authoritarian aggression” is codeword for “penis should only go in vagina.”

The US thinks the penis should go in the anus, and they won’t stand for people disagreeing with that premise.

New York Post:

Suspected Chinese spies disguised as tourists have repeatedly attempted to enter US military bases in Alaska in recent years, service members say.

The Chinese citizens have been apprehended trying to gain entry at bases like Fort Wainwright in Fairbanks, where soldiers on one occasion searched a vehicle that had blown past a checkpoint and found a drone, according to troops who spoke with USA Today.

Many of the foreign nationals claimed to have gotten lost while driving around and taking in the sights of the Last Frontier, where the US houses sensitive military capabilities at the nation’s closest point to adversaries Russia, North Korea and China.

We take the safety and security of our people in our installations very seriously,” Deputy Defense Secretary Kathleen Hicks said recently when asked about China’s spying during a recent visit to the state.

“We always live with the possibility of intrusion on our installations, and so we work very hard to make sure, working alongside state and local authorities and others, that those bases and installations are protected from threats,” she added. “We take a lot of measures to do that. And we’re going to make sure we can continue to protect our installation so our folks can perform their missions.”

The news comes at a time of heightened tension between the Pacific powers, as Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and China’s aggression toward Taiwan and ambitions in the South China Sea have chilled relations.

Retired Air Force Gen. David Deptula told USA Today that incursions by the alleged spies could lead to American military communications being monitored via sensors left concealed at the bases, which include Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson in Anchorage and Eielson Air Force Base outside of Fairbanks.

It’s tiresome.

The most tiresome thing is that Fatmericans believe this tripe. The “conservatives” believe it. It’s the only thing Brandon says that they believe. But it’s also of the most relevance to man in the universe.