Would You Hit That for a Free Vape?

People will look at this news story and ask themselves: would I hit that for a free vape?

I actually get asked this question a lot, about a lot of women, and my answer is always the same: it depends on how hard I was niccin.

New York Post:

Residents of a small Tennessee town are shaken up after a woman was indicted for having sex with at least nine local high school students in exchange for vape pens, reports said.

Melissa Blair, 38, was arrested on Tuesday and charged with 18 counts of statutory rape, four counts of human trafficking by patronizing prostitution, solicitation of a minor, and forfeiture of personal property, WTVC-TV reported.

According to McMinn County Sheriff Joe Guy, there are at least nine confirmed male victims with incidents occurring from spring 2020 to late 2021 from students at McMinn Central High School in the town of Englewood.

Parents told WTVC that Blair reached out to her victims – all of whom were between the ages of 14 and 17 – and offered them items such as vape pens in exchange for sex.

Authorities said they believe there may be more victims.

Englewood, located about 65 miles north of Chattanooga, boasts a population of just over 1,500 residents.

Police began investigating Blair after the school district received an anonymous letter, officials said. She is not a teacher or employee for the district but was involved in the school’s booster club. She had a child in the school system that has transferred.

Blair is banned from school property and school activities.

We’ve had this conversation about old sluts who do these “sex with high schooler” schemes so many times, I’m about as bored of it as I am of the Ukraine drama.

But just to recap: Women get all of their self-esteem from men. When a woman is in her 30s, men are no longer attracted to her, so if she’s not married and getting approval from her husband for completion of simple tasks, basically whatever was inside her that passes for a soul evaporates.

So these sluts go out and take advantage of the raging hormones of teenage boys in order to feel as though they are attractive again.

It’s just one part of the whole larger dysfunction of society, and it’s a little bit ridiculous how often it makes international news.

I’ve gotten pushback for saying that the boys are not “rape victims.” But they are not “rape victims.” I do think they are taken advantage of, as is the case whenever a woman seduces a man.

A woman seducing a man is always an exploitation of his biology. Calling it “rape” is just hysterical and goofy.

Here’s what she looks like in a shot that’s not a mug shot.

Just for the record.