Zelensky Announces He’s Sent 5,000 Female Soldiers to the Front Lines

Vladimir Zelensky has announced that he’s sent 5,000 shield maidens to the front lines of his war against Russia.

It’s unclear why the Jewish leader chose to make such an announcement, as sending women out to fight a war implies both total desperation and complete depravity.

He posted the following video celebrating female soldiers.

Most people do not appear to like the concept of sending women to die in a war.