12-year-old Jade Gregory doesn’t know what a penis is
Oh the slut stole the car to go get FUCKED????
I’m a conservative, now let me tell you how she is actually the victim somehow!
I don’t know how she is the victim right now. Let me think about how she is the victim, and then I will get back to you!
But we know for sure that she is the victim, and the only issue right now is coming up with a convoluted explanation as to how she is the victim and this is the fault of men somehow.
Please stand by while we put together that narrative for you.
A 12-year-old Florida girl stole her father’s car and picked up her 14-year-old friend to meet an online predator in Louisiana, officials said this weekend.
Baby-faced Jade Gregory, of Union County, was reported missing last week after she hopped behind the wheel of her parent’s Ford Taurus, went to meet her pal Khloe Larson, then drove out of state.
The two kids had apparently been corresponding with an unknown person online and planned to meet him in Louisiana, according to reports.
Their sudden disappearance triggered a Missing Child Alert, and their youthful images were flashed across billboards and television screens across several Southern states.
Gregory drove her father’s truck all the way from the Gainesville area to Mobile, Alabama — a roughly five-hour trek.
Authorities said they were not accompanied by an adult during their journey and they had voluntarily left their homes.
The girls were later shocked to see their images on a television in an Alabama convenience store — and eventually decided to turn themselves in to local police.
We still haven’t figured out the full story of how this is men’s fault. We will be getting back to you shortly.
But so far we have:
- Abused the innocence
- She didn’t understand
- She didn’t know what a penis is
- Mind control
- Secret words to manipulate the subconscious mind
Stay tuned and we will have a very clear story about how this girl’s choices were not actually her own choices, and were in fact, somehow, the fault of men.
Khloe Larson, 14