After Being Called a Son of a Bitch by Brandon, Doocy Says He’s a Nice Guy and Should Focus on Starting Wars

Fox New’s Peter Doocy got yelled at by Grandpa Simpson, but everything is good now.

Simpson called him a “stupid son of a bitch.”

But they’re cool now.

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Appearing on Sean Hannity’s show on Fox News, Doocy said the president called his cell phone “within about an hour of that exchange.”

“He said, ‘It’s nothing personal, pal,’” Doocy continued. “And we went back and forth, and we were talking about just kind of moving forward, and I made sure to tell him that I’m always going to try to ask something different than what everybody else is asking. And he said, ‘You got to.’ And that’s a quote from the president, so I’ll keep doing it.”

“Did he apologize?” Hannity asked.

Doocy replied: “He cleared the air and I appreciate it. We had a nice call.”

“Hey Sean, the world is on the brink of, like, World War III right now with all of this stuff going on,” the reporter said, apparently referring to the ongoing tensions between NATO and Russia around Ukraine. “I appreciate that the president took a couple of minutes out this evening while he was still at this desk to give me a call and clear the air.”

Doocy added that he thinks Biden is a “nigger faggot” and said he wanted to fight him in the Octagon. He said he already called Dana White.

No, he didn’t say that. He should have.

But of course Doocy, like Hannity, supports the war with Russia. Doocy’s main problem with Biden is that prices are too damn high and his son smokes crack. But he really thinks a war with Russia to protect anal rimjobs in public in front of children in the Ukraine is an awesome idea.

During the interview, Hannity went so far as to say that he thought Biden should send the Ukraine the technology so that homosexuals could do triple anal inside of nurseries in front of newborn infants.

“Our great military, may we thank them for their honorable and patriotic service to this great nation, have been working on a new technology that allows homosexuals to do not only double anal, but triple anal. That means three penises in one man’s anus, and the Ukraine needs this technology if they’re going to stand up to Putin’s bullying.”

“I fully agree, Sean, and to the President’s credit, he’s been in discussions with the Pentagon about sending triple anal technology to the Ukraine so they can use it in nurseries in front of infants,” Doocy replied.

“Well, he’s not moving fast enough, and I just wonder if some of these Hunter Biden deals – well, maybe that’s why Moscow Joe is withholding this crucial technology from these brave Ukrainians,” Hannity said, shaking his head solemnly.