After Elon Says Putin is Not His Best Friend, Kremlin Issues Statement Saying Actually, Putin is His Best Friend

“The left” AKA “blood-guzzling Jew terrorists” attacked Twitter boss Elon Musk for refusing to delete a Twitter post by Dmitri Medvedev saying that the Ukraine should really just stop existing.

Musk responded by saying that he thinks that maybe Putin called him a war criminal, and anyway, people should be able to make their own decisions about information.

Maybe people felt very sad to hear that Elon and Vlad are not best friends, so we were all very happy when the Kremlin issued a statement clarifying that in fact, they are best friends.


Russian President Vladimir Putin has never labeled Twitter and Tesla CEO Elon Musk as a “war criminal,” Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said on Tuesday.

His comments came after Musk, a self-proclaimed “free speech absolutist,” rejected calls to put restrictions on the account of former Russian president Dmitry Medvedev after the latter wrote a long post declaring Ukraine would disappear “because nobody needs it.”

Defending his decision, the billionaire CEO claimed he had been informed that “Putin called me a war criminal for helping Ukraine, so he’s not exactly my best friend.” He added that “all news is to some degree propaganda” and people should be allowed to “decide for themselves.”

However, Peskov dismissed the claim that Putin had referred to him as a war criminal.

“Apparently, Musk received somewhat incorrect, or to be more precise, fake information. It looks like another hoax. Putin has never said that,” he stated.

He never said that!

Maybe the confusion was that he said “Musk IS my best friend!”

Peskov made the clarification when asked to comment on whether Russia would unblock Twitter after the platform lifted certain restrictions on the accounts of Russian officials.

Twitter has been banned in Russia since last spring after its media regulator, Roskomnadzor, accused the social media platform of spreading misinformation about the Ukraine conflict.

That was accurate at the time and a very good call.

But now, you are allowed to shill Russia HARD.

Just ask me – I shill Russia REALLY HARD on Twitter.

And I need backup from Russians.

It is time to release the Kraken, and bury the NATO shills.

To get an answer to this question, you need to contact the relevant department – Roskomnadzor. It’s upon them to decide whether all requirements are met. In the meantime, there is a large number of materials that do not meet the requirements,” Peskov said.

The idea to unblock Twitter in Russia was floated this week by several high-ranking Russian officials, who argued that, with Musk at its helm, the platform could once again be a good way for Moscow to voice its views to a Western audience.

Yes, yes, yes.

I am outside all alone, Russia.

I am battling the dumbest, gayest State Department bots with no #backup.

I need HALP.


There are a lot of really cool things happening these days.

I was so filled with joy to see Medvedev say that the Ukraine should really just be wiped off the map, which is a pretty serious escalation in rhetoric. But I was maybe even happier to learn that indeed, Putin and Musk are best friends.

When the new world order alignment is finished happening, Elon Musk will be the champion of the American wastelands. His alliance with the new world powers, Russia and China, will allow him to get a very good deal for the American people, who would otherwise be in bad trouble.