American Ninja Warrior Champ Gets 10+ Years for Relationship with Teenage Girl

In America, you can cut a little boy’s dick off.

But you can’t have a teenage girlfriend.

Teenage girlfriend means you go to prison forever, even if you’re rich and famous.

New York Post:

A former “American Ninja Warrior” champion was sentenced to more than 10 years in prison for child exploitation after engaging in a years-long sexual relationship with a teenage girl.

Andrew Drechsel, 35, must additionally serve 15 years of supervised release and pay the victim $100,000 in restitution, Chief US District Judge Renée M. Bumb ruled in New Jersey on Wednesday.

Drechsel — who won $1 million on the hit competition show and competed in eight seasons — pleaded guilty on June 1 to receiving child pornography and knowingly enticing and coercing a minor to travel interstate to engage in sex, the US Attorney’s Office in New Jersey announced.

The victim, a New Jersey resident who came forward in 2019, claimed they met and exchanged phone numbers at a parkour event in 2014 that was attended by several “American Ninja Warrior” contestants when she was just 14 years old, a criminal complaint states.

Oh, just 14 years old.

She didn’t even know what a penis was.

He exploited the poor, innocent little dear, who otherwise would have had no interest in dating the rich and famous muscle guy.