Folks, we’ve gotta… we’ve gotta kill the babies, folks. We’ve gotta kill the babies, we’ve gotta gape the anus. Sluts have a right to get nailed by as many men as they want. It’s called freedom.
Folks, it’s who we are. This is what democracy is all about.
For god’s sake, the MAGA Republicans are a threat to everything this nation holds dear.
C’mon, man!
MAGA forces are determined to take this country backwards.
Backwards to an America where there is no right to choose, no right to privacy, no right to contraception, no right to marry who you love.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) September 15, 2022
Joe Biden’s Twitter account is not tweeting about all these people being raided.
Somebody is running this account, tweeting every day about gay anal sex and abortion.
They’re also tweeting clips of that Red Sermon saying that Trump supporters are violent terrorists.
This is a nation that respects free and fair elections. We honor the will of the people. We do not deny it. pic.twitter.com/5WbCDwgs1Y
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) September 14, 2022
This was also pretty darn ominous.
Throughout our history, America has often made the greatest progress, coming out of some of our darkest moments. I believe we can, and must, do that again, and we are.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) September 13, 2022
Oh, and there’s nonstop stuff about global warming too.
Frankly, I don’t understand how you can be pro gay anal orgy and anti-heat. Gays are known to create a large amount of heat at orgies, from the sweating and from the friction in the anus.
Peter Doocy needs to ask The Tan Frenchman (Le Mammy) about this…
Doocy: How does President Biden’s plan to make the weather colder jibe with his support for large scale homosexual orgies?
Le Mammy: Yes. Yeah.
Doocy: Are the homosexuals not creating a lot of heat at these orgies? It’s my understanding that anal pounding and anal fisting create a large amount of friction, and that this friction creates heat. Often on DVD cases of homosexual pornography videos, you will see it says “hot” or even “steaming.”
Le Mammy: Okay.
Doocy: I recently saw a homosexual DVD case that read “sizzling loads blasted on flaming teen buns.”
Le Mammy: Yeah. Alright.
Doocy: So, people are wondering how the President plans to make the weather colder with all of these gay orgies going on.
Le Mammy: Okay, so. The President has made it clear that he plans to work with communities, including communities of color and the trans community, as well as women, in order to equitably tackle the climate crisis with all resources we have available. Some folks don’t feel as if they’re being treated fairly, right? So we have to work inside these communities to enhance access to democracy, and the President feels that the path to that is through maximizing equity in all communities so that all people can feel they’re reaping the bounties of everything this economy has to offer.