Another AWFL Goes Down for Pretending to be an Injun for Financial and Social Gain

Elizabeth Hoover, who claimed to be of Mohawk and Mi’kmaq descent

Here’s the thing.

Let me tell you about the thing.

The difference between an Indian female and a white female is infinitesimal in comparison to the difference between a white female and a male female.

It makes zero sense why “transgender” is allowed, but “transrace” is not. Both are of course nonsensical, but just as a basic matter of biological fact, the differences between the races are so small as to be imperceptible when contrasted with the differences between the sexes.

That’s my talking point this time.

I’m not going to do the “if minorities are oppressed, then why are whites constantly pretending to be minorities???” bit. I think I’ve done that one to death. I’ll bring it back in a few months.

New York Post:

A California professor who claimed she was Native American for her entire life has revealed she is white, apologizing for breaking the trust of the Native communities she lived alongside.

Elizabeth Hoover, an associate professor in the Environmental Science and Policy Management department at UC Berkeley, said she “incorrectly identified” herself based on “incomplete information, according to a statement posted to her personal website on Monday.

“In uncritically living an identity based on family stories without seeking out a documented connection to these communities, I caused harm,” Hoover said.

Hoover, standing with Indigenous rights activist Winona LaDuke, after receiving the Oshkiigitiged new gardener award at the Indigenous Farming Conference in 2015

Hoover, who has published books and articles about Native American food sovereignty and other issues, said she never had proper documentation to confirm or dispute her claims of being Native American.

If I did this and got caught, I would start quoting passages from Blood Meridian by Cormack McCarthy until people got so bored and disgusted they left me alone.

“Growing up I did not question who I was told I was, or how I identified,” Hoover said. “But as an adult, as an academic, I should have done my due diligence to confirm that my ancestors were who I was told they were.”

Hoover’s Twitter account, which hasn’t been tweeted from since 2020, features multiple Native American protests the professor was a part of and the many food summits she attended.

Identifying as Native American, she revealed she had access to resources she wouldn’t have if she only identified as a white person.

Oh.

So minorities get more resources than whites.

Interesting, because I heard they were oppressed and that whites were privileged – wait, wait, I said I’m not doing that bit.

You all know the thing.

The hilarious part is that most “real” Indians have a majority white blood.

Also: how do all these bitches keep going down for pretending to be Indians, and Shaun King is still out there hustling up millions pretending to be black? He was proved to be white as much as any of these women.

Rachel Dolezal went down for pretending to be black.


Why did Shaun King, uniquely, get away with this race fraud?

His moronic and hateful explanation was that his mother went out and had sex with a random black guy. I mean, imagine accusing your mother of that.

Also, here’s a side-by-side of him and his dad, who he claims is a cuckold:

How is he still out there hustling???

It’s a serious question that I don’t know the answer to and don’t really even have a theory about, other than that he was more famous and successful.

The other thing I don’t know: did any of the blacks, like that kook Ibram X. Kendi, ever get mad at King?

Those BLM bitches went down pretty hard when they got caught stealing all that money, so it’s not like there’s a rule in the black movement against taking down your own people.

Elvis Dunderhoff contributed to this article.