I hope you’re ready for Rishi.
Because even assuming you’re not ready, you’re now being Rishi’d out like a filthy slut.
Former Finance Minister Rishi Sunak won the race to be Britain’s next prime minister on Monday, the first British Asian to assume the role and the third leader in seven weeks of a country roiled by political and economic chaos.
Sunak will become the latest leader of the ruling Conservative Party to enter the revolving door of No. 10 Downing St., following Liz Truss’ resignation just 44 days after taking office. Her scandal-plagued predecessor, Boris Johnson, dropped his bid for a comeback Sunday.
In his first public statement after the results were announced, Sunak said the country faces a “profound economic challenge.”
He went on to pledge to work for “stability and unity,” and added that he would make it his “utmost priority” to unite the party and the country.
Sunak’s victory was confirmed after his only other challenger, Penny Mordaunt, failed to secure the support of enough of her fellow lawmakers before the deadline.
This whole situation has gotten utterly ridiculous.
What right do these foreigners have to run our governments?
This started out with “oh, we should be nice to brown people” and very quickly escalated into “bow down to your new brown master.”
There is no justification. British people have lived on the British Isles for thousands of years, and they have a right to run their own government.
But hey – being dominated by a foreign male is about .0001% as humiliating as being dominated by your own women. So there’s that.