Seattle Children’s Hospital Posts Ad Offering to Chemically Castrate Children

If you’re in the Seattle area and your prepubescent child has found its soul trapped in the wrong body, do not fear – Seattle Children’s Hospital is ready to inject your kids with a cancer drug that will prevent puberty so they never have to grow up.

Of course, every children’s hospital in America offers this service now, and it might actually violate federal law not to give children Lupron, but Seattle Children’s Hospital is putting out ads directed at children saying that Lupron might be right for them.

Unlike other drugs where they say “ask your doctor if [this drug] is right for you,” a child who wants to change into the opposite sex doesn’t need to consult with the doctor. He or she simply tells the doctor of his or her condition – soul trapped in wrong body – and the doctor immediately will give them the drug, no questions asked.

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The process is completely reversible. Except that it chemically castrates you if you’re male, probably makes you infertile also if you’re a girl, and permanently changes your hormonal system so that you will have to be on drugs for the rest of your life. However, “the rest of your life” is not very long if you’re one of these unfortunates with their soul in the wrong body, as you will likely commit suicide soon anyway.

Whatever the risks are, you don’t need to think about it at all. If you are one of the many people whose soul accidentally ended up in the wrong body at birth, you will know this in your heart, and you need to take these expensive drugs. The government will pay for it. If you’re 9 or 10 years old, you could enter puberty any time, so if you have a thought that your soul is in the wrong body (and if you ever think it, it is definitely true), then schedule your appointment now.