BALLOON DOWN! Beijing Biden Caves to Pressure and Bucks His Masters, Shoots Down Balloon!

We never thought he had it in him, but Joe Biden today showed courage and bravery when he ordered the Chinese communist spying balloon shot down.

Today is a great day. Biden took his sweet time shooting down that balloon, but compare it to 9/11 – after the World Trade Center attacks, it took a decade for Americans to have the satisfaction of killing Osama bin Laden. With the balloon, we had to wait only 3 days to see justice for our generations’s 9/11.

I’ve never been a big fan of Joe Biden – who I’ve often derided as “Brandon” as part of a meme joke – but today, I was proud of my president. He stood up for real freedom. The Chicoms were no doubt spitting up their dog soup when they saw that their man Biden shot down their precious balloon.

The liberal snowflakes are crying in their soy milk lattes that their precious balloon was downed. That avocado toast just doesn’t taste quite so good when your pals in the CCP are having their lunch eaten by real patriots in the US military.

These snowflakes are so traumatized by the loss of their balloon, they forgot what gender they are! Oh, never mind – they were already confused about that one.

From here on out, the American credo is crystal clear: either you’re with us, or you’re with the balloons.

‘Nuff said.

But Seriously

I’m having fun on Twitter and I’m not going to do a “but seriously” there. People are replying to me and it’s the funniest thing I’ve done in weeks.

But seriously, I have to do a “but seriously” here, because all of these retard boomers look like major assholes, and they’ve really harmed their own stupid agenda.

Tucker Carlson was whining for two days about how Brandon wouldn’t shoot down the balloon because he is owned by the Chinese. He was implying, with grave seriousness, that Biden was just going to leave it in the air until Ron DeSantis takes over in 2025.

Now what are these people going to say? That he took too long to shoot it down? It’s moronic. It’s a very large object and it actually makes the Democrats look reasonable if they say “we had to figure out the best way to shoot it down without debris falling on people.”

At this point, I think the Biden people purposefully left it in the air for a couple days for the explicit purpose of allowing these conservative scumbags to claim Biden is working with the Chinese. This whole thing is a managed stage show, and frankly, the only actor involved that was genuine was Donald Trump (he has his problems – serious problems – but that is just the fact). Democrats and Republicans absolutely do collaborate behind the scenes to arrange narratives that benefit their shared agenda.

For example: remember when the media was completely obsessed with Ron DeSantis’ “Don’t Say Gay” bill? Do you remember what a huge deal they made of that? Well, this 2016 map from Human Rights Watch shows that 8 different states had laws against teaching gay stuff in schools all the way back then:

DeSantis didn’t ban talking about gay sex in schools, he only banned talking about “gender” – up through the 3rd grade. In Florida, on the first day of 4th grade, kids are barraged with trans propaganda. At the same time Florida was doing this, Brian Kemp passed a new state law in Georgia banning any discussion of gender throughout primary school. No one talked about that, despite the fact that Georgia has as much Hollywood investment as Florida, if not more.

The Democrats, and the entire media, made this huge deal out of DeSantis’ very weak law so that conservatives would see the media saying DeSantis is against trannyism and support him, because the Democrats do not want Trump to be the 2024 candidate. They did the same thing saying that DeSantis stopped lockdowns and banned vaccine mandates – DeSantis did the initial lockdowns, which 7 states completely refused, and his anti-mandate bill (which was very weak) was the same as 15 other states. (Montana is the only state that actually banned mandates.)

With Biden refusing to shoot down the balloon immediately, you have something very similar: the Democrats and Republicans both want a war with China, and they see that Republicans are against the war on Russia in large part because it is seen as a Democrat agenda. So, the obvious solution is to make Republicans believe that the Democrats are allied with China, which will cause them to support a war with China.

It’s very low level stuff designed for the consumption of morons.

Just think about what they are saying.

These conservatives have been going on and on for years about the deep state, but now they believe that Biden can single-handedly control the US government and use it to serve China? Oh, and they tell us every day about how Biden is senile. But he can navigate the entire deep state and control it and use the government for Chinese purposes because Hunter Biden received money from a Chinese company. And the solution is to elect a Republican in 2024, who will totally change all policies and go to war with the Chinese.

Without even using that logic, you can just look at the way the Biden Administration has escalated the tension with China. They are not only doing all of these major weapons shipments to Taiwan, but constantly flying in and out of Chinese airspace, constantly sailing warships back and forth through the Taiwan strait. Trump didn’t do this. Trump also didn’t send Paul Ryan to land in Taiwan, nor did he claim Taiwan is an independent country. Joe Biden’s administration is infinitely more aggressive with China than Trump ever was, and that is just an obvious, open fact.

This narrative that Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, Ben Shapiro, and the rest of the conservative media are selling can only be consumed by people who are both very low information, having no knowledge of the basics of the diplomatic situation, and also too stupid to work through any of this logically.

I will admit that I was smitten with Tucker Carlson. When he used to do the anti-China stuff, I chalked it up to him being a boomer and having some bad writers. At this point, I believe he is a bad actor, purposefully trying to get the United States involved in a dumb war with the Chinese. There is just no way he is stupid enough to believe this narrative he is selling to his viewers. “Biden won’t shoot down the balloon because they gave Hunter Biden money and so he’s helping them spy on nuclear sites” – come on. This is too much. It’s too stupid.

As soon as I heard Tucker Carlson endorse so-called “anal marriage,” I knew he was not the good guy. This is an indefensible attack on Jesus and all the people who believe in Him. If he supports “anal marriage,” he’s going to support other bad things as well. So he is lying about Biden being a pawn of the Chinese so he can promote Biden’s war with China.

It was a Weather Balloon

There is something called “the Jet Stream” which are very strong winds that blow around the globe.

These winds blow from China to the west coast of the United States.

If the balloon was actually from China, this is what happened: a university or other scientific body sent up the balloon to study the Jet Stream and it blew away. The Chinese are sometimes not precise with their technological gadgets, as people who have used Chinese products are well aware (they’re getting better, of course, but there is still some silly stuff that goes on). The balloons are not particularly expensive. The process of deploying them is where the cost is, so sending several of them out and losing a few is a reasonable way to do it.

Please note: it is also possible the balloon wasn’t even from China. The Chinese government apologized, said it was an accident, said it was a research vessel. However, various non-government Chinese spoke to the media and said that there is no reason to believe the balloon was from China at all, and it could have been launched by the US in order to stir up more conflict. I think this is possible, but it really doesn’t matter either way, given that the narrative around it is so opposed to either possible reality.

In reality, if it actually was from China, you could have a discussion about China being more careful with their research balloons so as not to interfere with other nations’ airspace without their consent. But we’re not having that discussion. The entire media is saying this is a spy balloon that was trying to figure out the secrets of nuclear weapons silos (or whatever).

The logic of a “spy balloon” doesn’t even make sense.

If you’ve been on Google Maps, you are aware that you can get very good imagery from satellites, even on a free public platform. Military grade spy satellites can tell the expression on your face. China has many, many satellites. There would be zero reason to send a balloon to look at things that can be seen with a satellite. The only way this would make sense is if there were some sort of ground-penetrating acoustics on the balloon, and this would have been visible in the images we’ve seen. There was no such system installed on the balloon. It’s also definitely impossible that any kind of ground-penetration could happen from 60,000 feet.

There is zero logic here. It’s mass hysteria. People are being whipped up into a tribalistic frenzy, yet again. This makes as much sense as Saddam Hussein ordering 9/11.

A 2003 Washington Post poll found that 69% of Americans believed Saddam Hussein had ordered 9/11.

Anyone who had even a basic idea about what was going on in the Middle East would have known this was false. But apparently, only 31% of the American public had such a basic understanding of the situation. The media – both left and right – said over and over again that Saddam was responsible, so even people critical of the media believed it, and apparently didn’t have the time to find out any of the basic information about the situation.

It is very, very easy for the media to get people to support a war. Russia has been the hardest sell, and still at least a third of Republicans and virtually all Democrats support a war with Russia.

Furthermore, there is no way that the US military failed to detect this balloon until Thursday. Various experts were quoted by the mainstream media saying they would have seen it for days coming in from the Pacific. The people in the media quoting them are apparently too stupid to recognize the implications of that. All of a sudden, when it was over Montana, the government decided to announce it – and then the Secretary of State canceled his trip to China to try to manage the balloon crisis. (Presumably, Antony Blinken doesn’t enjoy the company of the Chinese after they bitched him out like a bitch in Alaska a couple years ago. Otherwise, if it was really a balloon crisis, he would have gone to meet them to address the balloon situation, rather than canceling. Was he trying to punish them by denying them his presence? It doesn’t even make sense.)

Despite all of this, not one single media outlet entertained the possibility that this was anything other than an aggressive invasion of US territory by diabolical small-eyed yellow communists. At first, they were saying “suspected Chinese spy balloon,” and now the headlines are all declaring it outright to be a Chinese spy balloon.

Here’s another thing: the people at Fox News, Breitbart, the Daily Wire, and so on are apparently aware that their readers do not read the New York Times or watch CNN. The former are reporting this story as if the latter are supporting the balloon. In reality, there is zero difference between the balloon coverage by Fox News and that of CNN. They are both saying that this is a grave act of aggression from the Chinese and beginning to beat the war drums. That fact alone should make sloppy Fatmericans question just what is going on here. These people supposedly disagree about everything, and yet completely agree on something so contentious as provoking a war with a superpower over a moronic balloon hoax. Most telling is that the “right-wing” media is openly lying about leftist opinions on the balloon.

It’s all totally fake. It’s very exhausting.

P.S.

I’ve got a few balloon memes. I will post those here before they get too old.