Biden Declares Energy Emergency, Not Enough Electricity to Meet Consumer Demands

It’s been ruled too costly to use the electric chair for the death penalty, so Joe Biden has begun hiring WWE wrestlers to beat people to death. Every state in the union has now fired their BDSM electric chair woman, forcing them to work on OnlyFans.

Previously: Record-High Gas Prices Every Day: Sticking It to Putin

We’re running out of electricity because of Russia.

The solution is… more windmills.

If you’re living in a rural area, you’d better get used to the sight of being surrounded by windmills… and you’d better cancel your birdwatching… forever.

RT:

President Joe Biden has blamed Russia for another crisis, saying the US might not be able to generate enough electricity to meet consumer demand partly because of Moscow’s military offensive against Ukraine.

The president declared an energy emergency on Monday, saying national security and quality of life are jeopardized by potential shortfalls in power supplies. He invoked the Defense Production Act – originally part of an industrial mobilization effort in response to the Korean War – to spur domestic production of solar panels and other forms of “clean” energy to boost power supplies.

Multiple factors are threatening the ability of the United States to provide sufficient electricity generation to serve expected customer demand,” Biden said in his emergency declaration. “These factors include disruptions of energy markets caused by Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and extreme weather events exacerbated by climate change.”

The weather is changing, Putin started a war for no reason – how convenient that these two very real problems are dovetailing into the solution that these people were already demanding.

Get ready to bask in the beauty.