Big Anus Triumphant: Buttigieg Appointed Head of Transportation, Says He will “Deliver the Payload”

When Joe Biden heard that Pete Buttigieg can “ping the parcel,” “hit the target,” “slam a home run,” “deliver the payload” and “shoot the semen into an anus,” he said “that’s the man we need running our transportation apparatus.”

“If he can figure out the logistics of inserting his semen into a young boy’s anus, then managing the logistics of roads should be child’s play,” Joe presumably declared.

“There is nothing in this world more difficult to navigate than a boy’s anus.”

CNN:

President-elect Joe Biden will nominate Pete Buttigieg to be his transportation secretary, sources familiar with the matter tell CNN, elevating the former South Bend, Indiana, mayor and 2020 Democratic presidential candidate to a top post in the federal government.

Buttigieg would be the first Senate-confirmed LGBTQ Cabinet secretary should his nomination make it through the chamber.

The choice vaults a candidate Biden spoke glowingly of after the Democratic primary into a top job in the incoming administration and could earn Buttigieg what many Democrats believe is needed experience should he run for president again.

The role of transportation secretary is expected to play a central role in Biden’s push for a bipartisan infrastructure package.

Buttigieg is seen as a rising star in the Democratic Party but someone who lacked an obvious path to higher elected office given the continued rightward shift of his home state of Indiana.

Buttigieg emerged as the leading candidate for the transportation secretary role in recent days. The former mayor was considered for a host of other posts, including US ambassador to the United Nations and commerce secretary.

Other Democrats were also considered for the post, including former Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel, Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti and Rhode Island Gov. Gina Raimondo.

After ending his presidential campaign earlier in the year, Buttigieg endorsed Biden and spent much of the general election headlining fundraisers and events for the former vice president.

Frankly, Buttigieg has had a history of trouble understanding roads.

Adeyinka Makinde writes for Global Research:

Buttigieg’s formula of “practical leadership guided by progressive values” has been subjected to devastating criticism by those familiar with his 9-year mayoral record in South Bend.

One example relates to Buttigieg’s decision to phase out the city’s trash collecting regime for cost-cutting purposes. Previously, a two-man team would drive down residential alleys to retrieve refuse bins, but the new design trucks cannot fit through most alleys which means that residents have to put out their garbage in the front of their homes, a situation which has led to bouts of odour infestation and a ‘rough’ looking appearance on collection days. Buttigieg’s decision was not a practical one, given the lack of diligence in researching the replacement trucks. And although more modern in appearance and facility, the laying off of many refuse collectors -many of whom were from minority backgrounds- added to the city’s unemployment figures.

Buttigieg was however not hired for his knowledge of roads or trucks.

He was hired because he’s a homosexual pederast, and that group deserves representation in government, in order to create equality.

Buttigieg suggested while running for president that he wanted to implement a “mentorship program for gay teens,” where a young twink would be given to an older homosexual for use of his anus as a masturbation device.

The Advocate, October 10, 2019:

A Buttigieg administration will launch the We Belong National Mentorship Program, a president-led initiative calling on private and public sector leaders to mentor youth and strengthen their sense of belonging.

A policy white paper Buttigieg produced described the program thusly:

Despite the immense strides we’ve made towards LGBTQ+ equality, it is still easy for an LGBTQ+ person to feel more shame than pride over who they are and who they love. We must begin to change this culture. Knowing one accepting adult lowers the risk of suicide for an LGBTQ person by 40 percent. Learning from initiatives like the My Brother’s Keeper Program launched by President Barack Obama, the We Belong National Mentorship Program will call on leaders in the public and private sectors to mentor LGBTQ+ youth and strengthen the resources, self-love, and sense of belonging they need to thrive.

So far, Buttigieg’s plan doesn’t appear to be going over very well with the public.

Given that he’s now head of transportation, he may try to run this program out of a truck stop.