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Keeds be keelen keeds.
Treadmeels be keelen keeds.
A Washington mom of four died after she fell and hit her head while running on a treadmill at an LA Fitness in Washington state last Friday.
Delrie Rosario, 36, was working out with her sister when the tragedy occurred at the gym’s location in Kent, KIRO 7 reported.
Marissa Woods told the local news station that she and her sister used treadmills at the gym nearly every day and described Rosario’s death as a “bizarre accident.”
“She tried to slow the machine down. I thought maybe she just missed a step,” Woods said. “She just collapsed, [and] hit her head on the machine.”
Rosario was knocked unconscious and Woods began frantically screaming for help and asking if anyone knew CPR.
Other gym patrons leapt up to help and Rosario was brought to a local hospital, but she couldn’t be saved.
I guess those stories about the Nazis using treadmills to murder millions of Jews make a bit more sense now, huh?
Woods said her sister leaves behind four kids, who she worked two jobs to support. She said she put her kids above all else.
“A mother first. Always everything she did was for kids,” she told the outlet. “She worked so hard for kids.”
Well, she wasn’t working out for the kids.
She was working out because she’s a single mother.
How many daddies did those four kids have, I wonder?
Clearly several.
I mean, they all look alike to me, but I can tell you those kids have different dads.
This bitch should have read the WikiHow – which, by the way, I just jacked off to.
This is the latest incident of “death by gym equipment” in an ongoing spate.
Previously, an Asian ab-faggot was killed doing the worst squat ever.
SEE: Indonesian Instagram Ab-Fag Dies – Crushed by Moderate Squat
