Ladesion Riley
Black people really are hilarious.
It’s just that they’re so violent that’s the problem.
A Texas man who raps about robbing ATMs lived out his own lyrics when he was busted for stealing from a cash machine in Tennessee earlier this week.
Ladesion Riley, 30, was one of four people charged for allegedly holding up an ATM technician at a Bank of America in Nashville as he serviced the machine on Monday, according to the Nashville Metropolitan Police Department.
The other suspects are Darius Dugas, 27, Sashondre Dugas, 32, and Christopher Alton, 27. All four alleged thieves hail from Houston.
Left to right: Sashondre Dugas, Darius Dugas, and Christopher Alton.
According to police, two members of the group approached the technician from behind around 10:40 a.m. and “told him to not do anything stupid and hand over the money.” They took the cash and fled in vehicles.
One of the getaway cars, a Hyundai Elantra, had been rented through Hertz, cops said. Using aviation units, police tracked the Hyundai and a maroon Jeep that accompanied to a Motel 6 in Dickson, Tenn.
Detectives watched the group load up the Jeep with what appeared to be cash.
Police said they then saw Riley, Sashondre Dugas and Darius Dugas drive off in the vehicle after checking out of the motel, while Alton left in the Hyundai.
Soon after the suspects took off in both cars, police moved in and arrested all four with help from the FBI.
Cash was recovered during the arrest, cops said.
Riley, whose rap name is “213 Jugg god,” released a song on YouTube called “Make It Home” last month in which he brags about robbing ATMs.
“Jugging” is slang for following unsuspecting victims to rob them.
The lyrics describe robbing ATMs in different states, having thousands of dollars in the car, and praying that they make it home without getting stopped by police.
He “lived out his own lyrics.”
Either that or, you know, he was writing the lyrics about things he was doing.
That seems more likely than that he started rapping about robbing ATMs and then said “you know what, this song gives me an idea…”
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The rap is… not great.
I understand the need to supplement his income.
However, it should be noted that a lot of blacks who are making millions rapping still commit crimes just to “keep it real.”
It’s like the rest of the world is finally starting to wake up. 99% of rap is based on actual events. It’s pretty sick and sad. Especially considering how it talks abt women and killing each other. An entirely lost and broken culture… and rich white liberals love to prop it up
— YellowHammer (@YellowH54283361) June 10, 2022
All these rappers rap about their crimes . All of them . Round them up lock them up and throw away the key
— Dan (@DontBanMe33) June 10, 2022
13%
— Lando (@cloudcity729) June 10, 2022
Did yal think he was kidding?
— Gabriel Nadales (@OGNadales) June 10, 2022
Practice what you preach… Walk the talk 😂😂😂
— Peter Muturi (@Pete_Muturi) June 10, 2022
keepin’ it real
— john walsh 🇬🇧🇬🇧🍺🍺 (@johnwal97336150) June 10, 2022
A clear case of believing what they say and judging them by what they do.
— Free Speech is a Minority Right (@IDLKAAA) June 10, 2022