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It’s hotter than a muthafuka out dis bitch.
It’s a good thing you can’t afford to drive or heat your house.
You faggots need to buy an electric car and put windmills in your yard.
Startling heatwaves at both of Earth’s poles are causing alarm among climate scientists, who have warned the “unprecedented” events could signal faster and abrupt climate breakdown.
Temperatures in Antarctica reached record levels at the weekend, an astonishing 40C above normal in places.
At the same time, weather stations near the north pole also showed signs of melting, with some temperatures 30C above normal, hitting levels normally attained far later in the year.
At this time of year, the Antarctic should be rapidly cooling after its summer, and the Arctic only slowly emerging from its winter, as days lengthen. For both poles to show such heating at once is unprecedented.
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Scientists warned that the events unfolding were “historic”, “unprecedented” and “dramatic”.
The ice is going to melt and flood cities.
Or no. Maybe it won’t actually flood cities.
But it will make it even hotter, which will mean you will get really, really sweaty – especially your ass.
We’re talking about chronic, permanent swamp ass for all humans.
However, it will be interesting to find out what is beneath the ice, if it actually melts.
Maybe the secrets of the frozen continent is what they are trying to keep us from?
