I’ve listened to all kinds of music and still do listen to most kinds of music. I’ve backed away from most guitar music, as I find it depressing, but I still check the new stuff to see what’s up. But I never really listened to much heavy metal, even as a teenager. I dabbled a bit, as you do, but never really got the vibe of anything other than the most normie stuff – Metallica, Black Sabbath and of course Iron Maiden. If you include fringe metal like Kyuss there’d be a bit more.

Oh, and when I was 15, I thought Helmet was really cool because the guy at the record shop really liked them. I remember not really quite ever being able to get into it, but trying really hard.

Do you remember record shops? I remember record shops.

Now, I listen to Kantbot talk about metal, and I’m like “well, if Kantbot thinks it’s cool, I’d better check it out…” and then as soon as I turn it on, I have to turn it off. As a middle aged man, I cannot take any form of metal.

But I see this news story and I’ve got brutal metal guitar riffs going through my brain, pumped in from the lowest nether regions of the universe.

Sacramento Bee:

A half-naked man who appeared to bite off pieces of his arms and spit flesh on the ground died in custody early Tuesday, the Redding Police Department said. Five officers were placed on administrative leave after his death.

The call began at 1:09 a.m. in the Americana Modern Motel in the 1200 block of Market Street. Police responded to a 911 call reporting a woman heard screaming at the motel and a “possible domestic disturbance,” the department said in a social media post.

Officers found a man at the motel on a second story balcony who was bleeding from his arm and had taken off his pants and underwear. Police described the man as a “heavyset white male adult, in excess of 400 lbs.”

After communicating with the man, he came down from the balcony to the parking lot, and in video of the incident it appears that he begins to walk toward the officers before a loud pop is heard. The man then turns and appears to take bites of his left arm and scratches as his face before spitting. He then falls to the ground.

The Shasta County Coroner’s Office identified the man as Morgan James Davis, 37, of Cottonwood. His autopsy is pending.

In the news release, police said Davis “feigned a charge at the officers, retreated, and began biting his own arm, tearing into his skin, and spitting chunks of flesh on the ground.”

A person recording the video can be heard saying, “He’s eating himself.”

Police also said he “violently resisted” attempts to detain him and required control holds, a Taser deployment, a less-lethal bean bag round, a police K-9, and baton strikes to subdue him.

This 400 lbs unarmed white man in the middle of a serious psychotic breakdown presented a serious threat to the police, you see. It was necessary to subdue him using various types of weapons.

Video shows Davis tried to push himself up at least twice as at least five officers give commands attempt to control him. One K-9 officer uses his foot to kick Davis in his back and and push him to the ground. Another officer uses his knee to strike him in the side. And another officer appears to strike Davis in the back with his baton.

Davis was later handcuffed then placed on his side as paramedics administered medical aid. Police said he was alert and communicating with paramedics at the scene.

He was transported to a local hospital at 1:43 a.m. and died 32 minutes later after experiencing “medical difficulties,” police said.

Officers found suspected illicit drugs in Davis’ motel room, including methamphetamine, cocaine, LSD and other prescription medications. They also found a knife that appeared to have blood on it, but a woman was never located and it is unknown if there was ever a woman in the room with him, police said.

Just so you understand, this is a man who died, presumably of some kind of drug overdose and/or a heart attack, while in police custody after they used what appears to be a very significant amount of force against him, even though he was clearly having a psychotic episode and was 400 lbs and unarmed.

He was white. And he died. In police custody. After police used an excessive amount of force to subdue him. He was unarmed. And white. His skin was the color white. And he is dead now. And it is only being reported on local news, even though it is an extremely juicy story that involves self-cannibalism.

White. Unarmed. Excess force. Dies in police custody. White skin.

Just… just so you understand.

Moving On…

Sounds like… the master of puppets was pulling his strings, eh?

Eh?

Ehhhhhhhh?

I mean, I’m all for living hard, but this seems like overkill.

I guess this is the sort of thing that happens when you start living after midnight.

And this is exactly why the answer to the question, “can I play with madness?” is always “no.”

And that was certainly the foreclosure on his dreams.

I’ll tell you, with the way his flesh ripped, he was no iron man.

I just wonder what his mother will think.

Seriously though kids, don’t do drugs.

Self-cannibalism is not cool and it’s not funny, even if it is metal.

I guess it’s kind of funny, but I mean wow.

What is going on with the reality situation?

The physical world feels like a broken condom – like our collective soul penis has popped straight through into the warm juices of the psychosis-riddled vagina of the demon realm.

I… apologize for that metaphor. But I just read a news story about self-cannibalism and then made a series of jokes about it. I’m emotionally crashed out in a very dark place.

Anyway, to lighten things up a little bit here, I just want to steer this conversation back to the list of reasons we have to worship the blacks. For one thing, black people are killing and eating their grandmas.

#DwayneWallick, 37, is the "cannibal caught trying to eat his 90-year-old grandma's dead body" after stabbing her with an ice pick.https://t.co/nVvYdu83Uthttps://t.co/kX5QUqbrER

— Linda Marie Lovison (@lilo623) June 7, 2020

You all understand why he did this, right?

He did it because of racism. All the crimes that black people commit, they commit because of white people.

This is why in order to stop black people from murdering and eating their grandmas, we must bow down before them.

We must don our colorful prayer shawls.

And worship at the feet of our moral betters: the grandma eaters.