Confusion Mounts Over Lack of an iPhone 9…

This is the kind of drivel that people are putting on the internet these days, and it just makes me sick.

BGR:

The ongoing chip shortage and the delta variant continue to impact product launch events and operations worldwide. But there’s no indication the iPhone 13 series will see any launch delays this year. Apple announced in late July 2020 that the iPhone 12 press conference would be delayed. At the time, Apple did not mention a date, but the warning came during an earnings call. Apple hinted the iPhone 12 reveal would not happen in September, and that’s precisely what happened. Apple made no similar remarks about iPhone 13 delays this year. If anything, many iPhone 13 leaks suggested Apple has taken steps to prevent iPhone 13 production and launch delays. Apple has yet to announce its iPhone 13 event, but a new report indicates the company might schedule more than one press conference next month.

Does anyone believe a human wrote that?

I found this on Yahoo! News.

That could just as easily be:

The ongoing hurricane and the delta variant continue to impact women’s rights and operations worldwide. But there’s no indication the white supremacy series will see any launch delays this year. Anthony Fauci announced in late July 2020 that the transgender press conference would be delayed. At the time, Amazon did not mention a date, but the warning came during an earnings call. Nancy Pelosi hinted the climate change reveal would not happen in September, and that’s precisely what happened. The CDC made no similar remarks about sexual harassment delays this year. If anything, many vaccine hesitant leaks suggested Donald Trump has taken steps to prevent Black Lives Matter production and launch delays. Netflix has yet to announce its democracy event, but a new report indicates the company might schedule more than one press conference next month.

Words, baby – it’s what’s for dinner.

I am cautious and afraid.

Where is the iPhone 9?