Cool Cat: On Day One Biden Signs Executive Orders to Change the Weather

I felt a chill go down my spine looking at this photo. It must be because the most popular man who ever lived in history is signing a declaration to make the weather cooler!

Sitting alone at his new desk in the Oval Office wearing his signature black face mask, legitimately elected United States President Joe Biden gave a whole new meaning to the term “cool cat.” The messianic new president, who was fairly elected through a democratic process in November, boldly signed several executive orders to change the earth’s weather.

New York Times:

President Joseph R. Biden Jr. on Wednesday recommitted the United States to the Paris climate agreement, the international accord designed to avert catastrophic global warming, and ordered federal agencies to start reviewing and reinstating more than 100 environmental regulations that were weakened or rolled back by former President Donald J. Trump.

The moves represent a first step in healing one of the deepest rifts between the United States and the rest of the world after Mr. Trump defiantly rejected the Paris pact and seemed to relish his administration’s push to weaken or undo major domestic climate policies.

Mr. Biden has elevated tackling the climate crisis among his highest priorities. In addition to curbing global warming, he has vowed that ending the coronavirus pandemic, restoring the economy and addressing racial injustice will be the central causes of his administration.

“We’re going to combat climate change in a way we have not before,” Mr. Biden said in the Oval Office on Wednesday evening, just before signing the executive orders. Even so, he cautioned: “They are just executive actions. They are important but we’re going to need legislation for a lot of the things we’re going to do.”

Experts at the UN are now putting together a new set of graphs which will show that the earth’s future weather will be different than their previous graphs determined when Donald Trump was president, and was enacting policies which were harming weather patterns.

It truly is a breath of fresh air to have a president who makes decisions based on science rather than fear and hatred.

[Editor’s Note: Holy heck, you guys – this is my very first “President Biden” article, and these things just are going to write themselves! If I would have known how easy this guy was going to make my job, I would have aided in the criminal conspiracy to fraudulently install him as usurper! Imagine further: for the mainstream media, the exact opposite thing is true – their job just became virtually impossible! Maybe time to rethink Q???]