Evil Police Officers Arrest Black Ambulance Driver for Being Too Poor to Afford Clothes

Bradley Jermaine Baker, 48

If we gave them reparations, they could buy clothes.

Until then, they should be allowed to drive around naked in stolen amber lamps.

New York Post:

A naked Georgia man was arrested after he allegedly stole an ambulance and went on a joyride Thursday night.

Bradley Jermaine Baker, 48, took control of the in a blue-and-white ambulance where witnesses claimed he was driving erratically with the headlights off in Downtown Macon, Georgia, according to Bibb County Sheriff’s Office.

Police said Baker was spotted performing burnouts in the emergency vehicle.

Baker allegedly led responding officers on a pursuit before he attempted to flee on foot.

According to the warrant obtained by The Macon Telegraph, Baker exited the ambulance “completely nude and in full view of the public in the parking lot.”

The warrant also alleges that Baker appeared to be under the influence of cocaine or spice.

Police were able to take the naked suspect into custody around Eisenhower Parkway.

The 48-year-old nude joyrider had an active warrant out in Bibb and Douglas counties.

Poor guy.

He’s just trying to make a better life for his family.

Or wait, no.

I forget the slogan about black people doing crimes.

But it’s white people’s fault.