Germany Entering Second Stage of Gas Emergency After Declaring War on Russia on Orders of the Jews

Jews are born slobs.

Well, Germany has to do this.

They have an obligation to support Ukrainian… neo-Nazi murder gangs… because of their obligation to the Jews.

Because of the Holocaust.

RT:

Germany is preparing to enter the second phase in its natural gas emergency plan within five to 10 days, Die Welt reported on Tuesday, citing sources familiar with the matter.

The so-called “alarm phase” is triggered when there “is a disruption in the gas supply or an exceptionally high demand for gas which leads to a significant deterioration of the gas supply situation, but the market is still able to cope with this disruption or demand without the need to take non-market based measures,” according to the German Economic Ministry’s three-stage plan.

Wait – aren’t staged gas plans by the Germans an anti-Semitic dog whistle?

The Federal Association of Energy and Water Industries refused to confirm or deny whether the next step of the emergency plan was due to take effect when asked by Die Welt.

Gas regulator Bundesnetzagentur recently outlined details of an auction system to be launched in the coming weeks, aimed at reducing natural gas consumption among manufacturers.

Haha.

The head of the agency has expressed concern over whether current gas supplies will last Germany through the winter. At the same time, the CEO of Germany’s largest energy utility, Markus Krebber, hinted at an apocalyptic scenario as “there is currently no plan… at European level” to “redistribute the gas if we were fully cut off.”

If imposed, the measures will allow utilities to pass on gas costs to consumers. While it is unclear how high those price increases will be, one source suggests the average three-person household could face an increase as high as €2,000.

The price of fuel has skyrocketed in recent months following the launch of Russia’s military offensive in Ukraine, which led the EU to impose far-reaching sanctions on Moscow. However, while those sanctions were intended to punish Moscow economically, they have had the reverse effect, increasingly affecting European families. A recent poll found as many as one in six Germans reported skipping meals to make ends meet.

Starve for democracy in *** Ukraine! Do it for Keev!

Ukraine is the only democracy in Russia!

Burn your own shit to the ground, Germany.

That’s what it’s going to take to get the USA knee off your neck.

(This is just filler – no news is happening today, and everyone knows Germany is creating an energy crisis for themselves, so them saying it is not really important news. But actually, that meme turned out really well. Look at it a minute. See, this is my creative process at work. Also, speaking of my creative process and this article, frankly, I’m not getting enough credit for coining the phrase “Ukraine is the only democracy in Russia!” That’s really, really funny. Sometimes… it just feels like this stuff isn’t as appreciated as it should be. Maybe I should make this site way dumber, and just post nothing but old memes. It would definitely boost my traffic, I can tell you that much.)