Germany Facing Toilet Paper Shortage Due to Putin’s Toilet Paper Hike

“Third worlders are actually more civilized than white people”: Exhibit #1 morbillion

Toilet paper is literally the most disgusting and unhygienic thing.

Imagine: if someone pooped on your leg, would you just wipe it off with dry paper?

Poop is on the anus after a bowel movement. Depending on the nature of the bowel movement, it may also be on the inner butt cheeks. This should be washed with water. Period.

RT:

Germany may face shortages of such staples as toilet paper and cardboard if Russian gas supply dwindles in the coming months, German outlet Zeit Online reported on Wednesday.

Operating paper plants may become unprofitable if they are forced to produce at reduced capacity because of gas shortages, the publication cites Jürgen Schaller, Chairman of the Board of the Bavarian Paper Associations, as warning.

Producing paper requires a lot of water, electricity and gas, Schaller explained, adding that the technology is tried and tested and cannot be changed quickly.

“Many employees in my company are already very worried. I can’t blame them. Because if we can only produce 50 or 60 percent, the operation is not worthwhile for us. To be honest, I worry too.” Schaller told Zeit Online.

Putin’s toilet paper hike.

Don’t wipe your ass to stick it to Putin.

Walk around with a shitty ass and poop coming off on your pants for the Ukraine, and their democracy.

Or, act like civilized people, and wash your ass with water, maybe?

No, no.

That wouldn’t properly stick it to Putin.

In order to really show Putin you believe in our values of a rules-based order in democracy, you need to have a very shitty ass, with crusty poop on your trousers.