Hamas Releases Video Saying They Will Reveal the Fate of Hostages Later Today

Previously: Hamas Found Guilty of Rape in Another Dimension of the Multiverse

Israel keeps killing hostages.

Hamas releases a video saying they’re going to tell people tonight whether the hostages in the video had been killed or not, but they are talking about whether they were killed by Israel. Hamas isn’t executing hostages.

Israel admits that they are accidentally killing hostages.


Hamas has marked the 100th day of the conflict in Gaza by releasing a clip showing three Israeli hostages held by the Palestinian armed group since its incursion into Israel on October 7.

In the 37-second-long video, which was published on social media on Sunday, the captives identified themselves as Noa Argamani, 26, Yossi Sharabi, 53, and Itay Svirsky, 38, and asked the Israeli authorities to facilitate their release.

The undated footage ended with two captions in Arabic, Hebrew and English. One of them read: “Tomorrow we will inform you of their fate,” and the other: “Your government is lying.”


My government?


There seems to be some confusion here, friend. My government is controlled by Jews. They don’t lie. They survived the Holocaust, how could they lie?

Sure, the IDF might be accidentally killing hostages.

But accidents happen.

And they can’t just negotiate for the release of the hostages. They have to destroy Hamas by bombing tens of thousands of women and children, because that’s pure justice.

Note: This site has technical problems right now I am dealing with, so I’m not sure I’ll be able to update this after Hamas releases the information. But hopefully by tomorrow things will be back to normal and better than normal.