Healthy 17-Year-Old Italian Student Drops Dead in New York

Claudio Mandia

Bitches don’t know, but it is totally natural for a healthy 17-year-old to drop dead randomly.

Particularly if they are too healthy.

ANSA:

An Italian student from Battipaglia in Puglia died in a New York college on the night of Thursday-Friday, a day before turning 18, the victim of an apparent heart attack.

Claudio Mandia had been studying English and training to become a manager, his lifetime ambition, at the college, his family said.

His family, who make frozen pizzas and export them around the world including America, said he had been subjected to “unimaginable treatment” by the college and would take “appropriate action” once an investigation has reached its conclusion.

They also said doctors must explain why he died, since he was “very healthy”.

My dear friend, doctors don’t have to explain shit.

And in the United States, if you ask a doctor to explain some shit to you, you almost certainly fit the FBI’s new definition of a domestic terrorist, as you are sewing distrust in authority.

Sure, he could have died of a laced pill or something. But if the authorities need you to know that, they will tell you that. You don’t have a right to just go around demanding explanations from the people who rule over you with an iron fist.

You see, we live in a democracy. And a democracy is fragile, like a crack pipe. You can imagine that a democracy is made of very thin glass, that can break not only if dropped, but if it rubs too hard against the keys in your pocket.

Because democracy is our values and who we are, we have to defend it with everything we’ve got.

That means you are only allowed to do two things in a democracy:

  • Shut up
  • Don’t ask questions

You can also do gay anal sex, cut off your dick, or kill an infant.

But questions? 

A question is like a bullet to the brain of a vibrant democracy.