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It’s game day for the absent-minded dictator.
It’s been announced that “President” Biden will be making his first official call to Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, today.
This is how I picture the call going:
Justin: Hello?
Joe: Hey, man! It’s Joe! I’m back! Haha.
Justin: Haha, it’s an honor to speak to you Mr. President, and congratulations again on your historic victory.
Joe: Well, thanks man, it’s just uh, things are alright man. It’s alright. So how’s things there?
Justin: Well, we’ve got the COVID issue, of course, but we’re excited about new beginnings in America.
Joe: Haha, well, yeah. I just, uh… I just had my lunch.
Justin: …
Joe: We had uh, well, we uh, we just ordered out again, because you know, you can’t sit in the place cuz’a this damn thing.
Justin: Yeah, um. Yeah, me and my secretary just ordered in from this Pashtun place that has really been doing well with the takeout, hot plates, bringing in their own cutlery and such.
Joe: Your secretary! Haha, be careful now, young man!
Justin: Hahaha
Joe: …
Justin: Heh, yeah…
Joe: I shouldnta, man I shouldnta said that, that’s… I just, uh…
Justin: No, no! It’s perfectly fine, Mr. President. Your irreverence is well known and well loved here in Canada.
Joe: I’m sorry, I uh…
Justin: It’s perfectly fine, Mr. President.
Joe: Well, we’re uh… they’re tellin’ me we gotta go, so I guess, I uh… we’ll be talkin…
Justin: We’ll be talking soon, Mr. President. Thank you for the call, it’s always an honor, and congratulations again.
Joe: Alright, man. You take care. And don’t let your wife catch you with that secretary!
Justin: She’s a good girl, haha.
Joe: Well, you kids know how it goes, I’m an old guy, so I uh, we…
Justin: Young at heart, Mr. President.
Joe: Okay, we’ll, we’ll be talkin’, looks like the vaccine is goin’ in and uh… we’re gettin’ the job done.
Justin: …
Joe: But they’re saying I gotta go! We’ll see yah…
Justin: Bye now.
