If You’re on the Train and They Say “Portal Bridge,” You Know You Better Make Other Plans

I don’t usually talk to computers, but the one time I did he said: “if you’re on the train and they say ‘portal bridge,’ you know you better make other plans.”

I nodded solemnly and carried on.

Interesting theories about the origins of Portal Bridge.

My running theory is that the people behind The Biden think this is funny. They’re humiliating us. It’s a continuation of this emperor has no clothes mass joke.